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Man, Arrested for Biting Ass of Female Bar Patron, Try full-body python massage and Man braves house fire to cans of save beer

Top 5-Man braves house fire to cans of save beer

We've heard of folks braving house fires to save pets or neighbours. But fighting the flames to rescue a couple of cans of beer? “I went back into the house like a dummy."

That's what Walter Serpit, a Georgia man who uses a cane to walk, said after he risked his life to save beer from his fridge while his house was on fire. According to a local ABC News station, the flames broke out in Serpit's home while six adults and two young children were watching TV. "I told them to get the kids out and everything, and me myself, being an alcoholic, I was trying to get my beer out," he told the station. "You feel me?" Serpit managed to rescue several cans of beer from the fire without getting burned. The Red Cross arrived shortly after firefighters put out the flames and they are helping the family get back on its feet.

Top 4-Why Wife-beater says he converted $500Gs into gold, trashed it

An abuser whose wife is divorcing him claimed in Colorado court that he converted the couple's $500,000 life savings into gold and threw it in the garbage. Earl Ray Jones provided documents to back up his claim that he converted the cash to gold after bank tellers refused to hand him $500,000 in cash. In a court transcript reported in the Colorado Springs Gazette, Jones said he tossed the loot — a mix of gold coins and bars — into a dumpster behind a local hotel, all to keep his wife from getting any of it."We say that when people are divorcing, they enter a state of temporary insanity," his wife's lawyer, John-Paul Lyle, said. "But on a scale of one to 10, this is my 10." Jones, who was convicted in September of holding his wife captive and beating her, has rendered her "destitute," Lyle said. The schoolteacher is unable to work due to injuries she suffered at his hands.

Top 3-'Living Wallet' flees owners to prevent spending

TOKYO, Oct. 28 (UPI) -- A Japanese Company’s "Living Wallet" allows users to put it in "save mode," which causes the billfold to flee on wheels when its owner reaches for it. The wallet, which is controlled via a smartphone app called Zaim, flees from its owner on four tiny wheels when set to "save mode" and cries out "don't touch me" and "help me" once it is caught, Japan Daily News reported Monday. The wallet then sends an email to the persistent owner's mother warning her of the impending spending. The Zaim app keeps track of the user's spending to help root out unnecessary shopping and impulse purchases. The wallet also has a "consume mode" setting that leads it to play Beethoven's "Symphony No. 9, 4th Movement" in lieu of fleeing or calling for help.

Top 4-Try full-body python massage

Most people go for a massage to relax – not to be scared witless. But anyone daring to step through the doors of the Bali Heritage Reflexology and Spa in Jakarta will experience just that if they opt for the python massage. The Indonesian snake spa offers a unique massage treatment which involves having several pythons placed on the customer’s body.

The movement of the twisting snakes and the adrenaline triggered by fear is said to have a positive impact on the human metabolism. Brave clients pay about £30 for the privilege of having the snakes crawl all over their bodies. But don’t worry too much – all are the reptiles used are said to be non-venomous. People are apparently queuing up for the unconventional therapy. But it’s not a patch on Israel’s Barak’s Spa which not only offers snake massages but also places scampering mice and rats on people’s feet to help relieve the stresses of the day.

Top 5-Man, Arrested For Biting Ass of Female Bar Patron

A Georgia man is jailed on a sexual battery charge after allegedly biting the buttocks of a woman inside an Athens bar, cops report. David Franklin Cruz, 23, was partying with a friend inside the Nowhere Bar early yesterday when he took a chomp out of another patron’s rear end, according to an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report. The 22-year-old victim fingered Cruz when interviewed by officers. The woman said that Cruz “had dropped to his knees and had bitten her on the buttocks.”

Cruz, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was also accused of fondling the breast of another woman, though she declined to pursue charges. Two other witnesses told police that the 6’ 2”, 180-pound Cruz “had stopped them on the sidewalk and had tried to kiss each of them and they had to shove him away to fend off the unwanted advances.” While being questioned by a cop, Cruz--who smelled of booze--behaved in a “very agitated and uncontrollable manner.” He was later arrested for sexual battery, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct. A friend of Cruz was also charged with public intoxication and disorderly conduct. Cruz was booked into the county jail, where he remains locked up on the three misdemeanor counts.