Woman busted having truck sex thinks cheeseburger is a sandal and Man Called 911 because Sex Partner Was Snoring like a Train
Top 5-Hair cutting attack has Ottawa cops concerned
OTTAWA -- A bizarre attack on a woman, who had her ponytail lopped off by a stranger, has police concerned. The victim, who had auburn hair, was in Little Italy at about 9:30 a.m. on Sunday morning when police say the "unprovoked attack" happened. Police say the woman was grabbed from behind by the suspect who ran away after she fought him
off but not before cutting off her ponytail. "We are definitely looking into it, obviously there's concerns," said Ottawa police Det. Chelsea Bull. "The nature of it is strange."
It is unknown if the suspect kept the hair. The woman refused to speak with QMI Agency. No other reports have surfaced so far but police did not elaborate on what a possible motive may be. "It's not just weird, it's violating," said women's safety advocate Julie Lalonde.
Top 4-Bride may have blindfolded husband, then pushed
Federal prosecutors believe a Montana woman accused of shoving her new husband off a cliff at Glacier National Park during an argument may have blindfolded him before pushing him to his death, court documents show. The theory stems from “a piece of cloth” authorities retrieved near a ravine where the body of Cody Johnson, 25, was found, according to legal records filed late last week by defense lawyers that reference the theory. Jordan Graham, 22, was indicted last month on first- and second-degree murder charges tied to the July 7 death of Johnson, her husband of eight days. Federal prosecutors have said that the Kalispell, Montana newlyweds argued that evening while hiking a steep trail at Glacier and that Graham shoved Johnson off a rock ledge “due to anger” and then tried to cover up the crime by lying to investigators.
Graham’s attorneys argue that the death was accidental, that Johnson grabbed his wife’s arm during a marital dispute and that Graham pulled away even as she pushed him back. Michael Donahoe, senior litigator with Federal Defenders of Montana, said that U.S. attorneys have not disclosed any evidence of premeditation except for mentioning during a recent telephone conference call that “the government now believes Jordan placed a blindfold on Cody before pushing him off the ledge,” the court filings showed.
Top 3-Sister's $8M Lotto 6/49 lawsuit fails
OTTAWA — Sam Haddad erupted into a happy dance and his supporters into noisy cheers outside the courthouse after a judge ruled Tuesday that his sister won't get a penny of his $16-million lotto winnings. Judge Robert Beaudoin concluded Leila Nahas' story of splitting the winning ticket then forgetting about it for months defied common sense.
But Haddad vowed to go after his sister for the cash he spent defending himself from her $8-million claim. Beaudoin suggested the divisive court battle may have been motivated by bitterness. While Nahas said she didn't need the money, she got just $25,000 from her newly minted millionaire brother while her other brothers had their mortgages paid off, Beaudoin said. "Her unhappiness with her unequal treatment is another possible answer as to why she pressed this claim," he said. "The action has divided a once-proud family. This trial is over but angry feelings will haunt this family for the foreseeable future." Nahas left the courthouse without talking to reporters. She had claimed she paid $1 towards the winning 6/49 ticket that her brother shared with his barber, Mike Dettorre, for the $32-million jackpot.
Top 2-Woman busted having truck sex thinks cheeseburger is a sandal
Do you want fries with that sandal? A 25-year-old woman caught have sex in the back seat of a Dodge truck was so wasted she tried to slip a cheeseburger on her foot when police told her to get dressed. The Loganville-Grayson Patch reports that a police officer caught the couple having sex in the parking lot of the Waffle House in a Loganville, Ga., at 1:30 a.m. Sunday. The couple was told to get dressed and show ID.
The 27-year-old man was quick to pull up his pants but the woman just went to the passenger's seat and wouldn't comply. The Patch reports the woman had to be told several times to get dressed and when she finally did, "she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal." Police said the truck had a "strong smell of alcohol," and the couple had trouble speaking clearly and walking. Both took a breath test and failed badly. They are charged with public drunkenness and loitering.
Top 1-Man Called 911 Because Sex Partner Was "Snoring Like a Train"
A Wisconsin man called 911 early Sunday morning and asked for assistance in removing a snoring woman from his bed, police report. Benjamin Duddles, 41, dialed police around 4:20 AM to say that he wanted “a female removed from his bed,” adding that he was not sure “how she got into his apt.” He subsequently reported that he had let the woman into his home and she “just went into his bed and fell asleep.”The woman, Duddles complained, was “now snoring like a train and he wants her out.”
When officers arrived at Duddles’s Waukesha residence, he revealed they “drank together, had relations and she fell asleep.” After repairing to his living room, Duddles returned to his bedroom and could not roust the snoring woman, “so he called police,” according to a Waukesha Police Department report. The unidentified woman was “found to be fine medically, just has sleep apnea.”
Cops advised Duddles that a snoring woman in his bed was not a police matter since he had allowed her into his home. Duddles, who was not arrested, was “provided the comfort of his couch for the evening” and directed to “work out the ‘issue’ in the morning.”
