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Friday, August 15, 2014

Woman humping of Lawn Chairs and exposing her Self, cocaine hidden in breast implants and Man Who Says Name Is Ima Thief Arrested

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Woman Steals Plants from Atwater Village Bakery

Surveillance cameras captured video of a woman stealing plants from an Atwater Village bakery Wednesday night. e owner of Village Bakery and Cafe on Los Feliz Boulevard said it was the second time that this woman had stolen plants from her business. According to the owner, this woman had stolen a few plants from the bakery two years ago. In the surveillance video, the woman is seen wheeling out a shopping cart and digging up the plants that were in the front of the bakery. She then puts the plants in the shopping cart and walks away. The owner said that she spent about $1,000 on landscaping and had new plants put in just two weeks ago. The owner has reported both thefts to police.

Dog elected mayor in small Minnesota town


A town in Minnesota has voted a dog in as mayor. Duke, a seven-year-old Great Pyrenees, is now the top dog in Cormorant, Minn., WDAY6 News reports. Each of the 12 residents paid $1 to cast their vote. Local Tricia Maloney told the TV station, “He won by a landslide.”“Poor Richard Sherbrook that owns the Cormorant Store – he didn’t even have half as many votes,” she said.


Woman with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in breast implants arrested at Madrid airport

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MADRID, Aug. 15 (UPI) -- Police in Spain arrested a Venezuelan woman who arrived at an airport in Madrid with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in her breast implants. The woman came in on a flight from Colombia and authorities conducted a baggage search when she began acting suspiciously. "During a check of passengers from a plane from Bogota, the gestures and behavior of a supposed tourist raised the suspicions of narcotics agents," airport security officials said in a statement, the Local reported. After the initial drug hunt came up empty, female officers conducted a body search of the woman and found "certain irregularities and deformations in both breasts." The 43-year-old woman then confessed that her implants were packed with cocaine. When the woman was taken to the hospital to have the implants removed, officials recovered almost four pounds of cocaine. This is not the first time something like this has happened. Spanish police previously busted a Panamanian woman with more than three pounds of cocaine stuffed in her implants in 2012.



Man Who Says Name Is Ima Thief Arrested For Stealing TVs

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A South Florida man who told police his name was Ima Thief was met by a judge's laughter when he appeared in bond court Thursday on charges he tried to steal two televisions from a store. Police in Sunrise say Thief tried to walk out of the store with more than a thousand dollars’ worth of merchandise. “You’re Ima Thief, sir,” Broward Judge John Fry asked the man while laughing. “Yes, sir,” Thief responded.
“And you’re charged with grand theft,” Judge Fry said while shaking his head. “I’m going to call you Mr. Ima, okay? Alright.”After exchanging good mornings, Judge Fry said, “I do sincerely wish you the best of luck. I just wasn’t really anticipating seeing this name.”Police say the man tried to leave a store on the 3300 block of North University Drive in Sunrise with two television sets and three other items in his shopping cart. He was met by security at the door.When he was told to go back in the store with the items, he refused, and when officers arrived and gave the same order, he tried to get past them and out of the area, police said. The man refused to identify himself, other than to say his name was Ima Thief. He told police he was 34 years old.


Woman with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in breast implants arrested at Madrid airport

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MADRID, Aug. 15 (UPI) -- Police in Spain arrested a Venezuelan woman who arrived at an airport in Madrid with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in her breast implants. The woman came in on a flight from Colombia and authorities conducted a baggage search when she began acting suspiciously. "During a check of passengers from a plane from Bogota, the gestures and behavior of a supposed tourist raised the suspicions of narcotics agents," airport security officials said in a statement, the Local reported. After the initial drug hunt came up empty, female officers conducted a body search of the woman and found "certain irregularities and deformations in both breasts." The 43-year-old woman then confessed that her implants were packed with cocaine. When the woman was taken to the hospital to have the implants removed, officials recovered almost four pounds of cocaine. This is not the first time something like this has happened. Spanish police previously busted a Panamanian woman with more than three pounds of cocaine stuffed in her implants in 2012.

Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self

 

A Washington woman who was wearing a short dress and no underwear is facing an indecent exposure charge after allegedly “humping” lawn chairs, exposing herself to a woman and two children, and urinating in public, according to police. Sila Hans, 33, was arrested earlier this month by cops responding to a report of “an intoxicated female exposing herself and urinating on the lawn” of a Seattle residence. A female witness told officers that Hans, seen above, “had come onto her lawn and was ‘humping’ the lawn chairs,” according to a Seattle Police Department report. The woman added that she and her two children--ages 15 and 11--watched Hans’s late-afternoon performance from a window in their home.
After grinding on the lawn chairs, Hans allegedly “exposed her vagina,” and then “smacked” her genitals “with her hand multiple times.” Additionally, the witnesses reported that Hans relieved herself on the lawn and “bent over and exposed her bottom.” Cops who confronted Hans reported that she was “extremely intoxicated” and “displaying erratic behavior.” She was “wearing a short dress with no underwear,” noted Officer Nicolas Olsen, who arrested Hans for indecent exposure.

Friday, August 8, 2014

Where a New Porn academy opens, secretary tweeted a nude workplace selfies and Yard Work in the Nude

 

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Justin Bieber song scares away Russian bear


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Justin Bieber's songs can apparently double as bear-repellant. A fisherman in Russia was being attacked by a brown bear, but when Justin Bieber's song “Baby” played, the bear fled, reports the Austrian Times. Igor Vorozhbitsyn had put the song as his cellphone ringtone as a joke, reports The Austrian Times. "I know that sort of ringtone isn't to everyone's taste but my granddaughter loaded it onto my phone for a joke," he told the paper. Wildlife experts told the The Austrian Times that "a sharp shock can stop an angry bear in its tracks." Vorozhbitsyn was then rescued by a fellow fisherman. He suffered cuts and bruises to his face.

Man Armed With Leaf Blower Arrested For Doing Yard Work in the Nude

A Massachusetts homeowner was arrested Monday for “open and gross lewdness” after passing motorists spotted him--leaf blower in hand--doing yard work in the nude, according to cops. As Richard Capra, 69, worked on the curb appeal of his Shrewsbury home, “several vehicles were slowing down taking photographs,” according to the Shrewsbury Police Department. Responding to 911 calls, Officer Timothy Charland
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spotted Capra “completely nude, blowing off his driveway with a leaf blower.” Capra was “intoxicated and belligerent towards police” when questioned. Capra, arrested on a misdemeanor charge, was later released from custody after posting $500 bail. He is scheduled for an August 15 appearance in Westboro District Court. Future arrestees will be happy to learn that Capra was “issued clothing” prior to being placed in a Shrewsbury patrol car

Nudist runs for county sheriff post


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An 87-year-old nudist running for county sheriff in Washington state says he's pretty "ferocious." But ask Dave Olinger's wife, Kay, and she'll tell you, "He watches too much Jon Stewart." Olinger called his local paper, the South Whidbey Record, when he decided to run as a write-in candidate for Island County sheriff. He would need at least 180 write-in votes in the primary, which was held Tuesday but won't be counted until a later date. Results will be confirmed Aug. 19. Olinger said he recently got a new pair of glasses and set of hearing aids, so he thought it was the "right time to give it a try."Standing with a rifle in hand and no shirt on, Olinger said he's "pretty ferocious" and was hoping to emulate a similar photo taken of Russian President Vladimir Putin. Olinger was a marksman in the Second World War and has a degree from the University of California, Berkeley.

Why Swiss secretary tweeted nude workplace selfies?


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ZURICH - A secretary who posted nude pictures of herself in the Swiss parliament to more than 11,000 followers on Twitter told a newspaper on Wednesday she did not believe she had broken any rules. Many of the "selfies" were taken in her office in the Federal Palace, a 162-year-old domed building in Berne where Switzerland's government and parliament meet, according to Swiss daily Neue Zuercher Zeitung (NZZ). The unidentified woman, a secretary at the parliament, told the paper that the pictures did not violate guidelines for federal employees because they were part of her private life. The report did not say why she had posted the pictures. A spokesman for the government's human resources department said he had only learned of the case from Wednesday's news report. "Parliamentary services will have to decide, based on the specific circumstances, whether this case breaches good faith obligations between employer and employee," Anand Jagtap said. When asked if she worried that her colleagues might see the pictures, she said: "The issue is on my mind constantly."

Where 'new Porn Academy' is opens?

 

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QUEBEC CITY — A Quebec-based adult film Production Company that was having trouble recruiting male actors has opened an academy for budding porn stars. Pegas Productions is offering the intensive one-day training course for $149. Nicola Lafleur, a producer at Pegas, told QMI Agency that of 50 men who applied to take the course, only nine were admitted. "In their application they had to submit a picture of them with an erection," she said.  The workshop starts with a morning session on the ins and outs of the business. "Our goal," says Lafleur, "is to give them information that will allow them to know what it's really like to be a porn star. How much it pays, how often you work, how your health can be affected. We have to dispel all the myths." In the afternoon, an actor and an actress answer questions from the pupils and share their stories from the business. The actors then show them different sexual positions, and the students then have an opportunity to familiarize themselves with being on-set and with film equipment. "Students are allowed to try different sexual positions as well," says Lafleur, "but only simulations. We make them wear their underwear." Lafleur says the company got the idea for a class after a rookie actor who was working with them got a little "gun shy" on set. "He was nervous, and under a lot of pressure," Lafleur told QMI. "Perhaps if our course had been around he would have felt more comfortable." Lafleur believes this course to be a first in the adult film industry.