Cookies can make breasts grow, First crack smoking now a Porn star for Toronto mayor and Lingerie World Cup updates

Top Five World’s Weird, Funny and Sizzling news of this week

 

 

Where you can find larger 'women-friendly' parking spaces

SEOUL, May 27 (UPI) --As part of a nearly $700 million initiative to make Seoul more attractive to women, the city has introduced larger "women-friendly" parking spaces that are painted with pink and feature a skirt logo. The "Women Friendly Seoul'' project is





hoping to make the city more female-friendly over the next four years by also equipping parking areas with brighter lights and more CCTVs. "As more women engage themselves in social life, their desire to improve the quality of life and demand for public support is increasing,'' Assistant Mayor for Women and Family Affairs Cho Eun-hee told the Korea Times. "It is like adding a female touch to a universal design and make things more comfortable for women." The project will also be adding more female toilets in Seoul and "women-friendly" roads that "will reduce cracks so that high-heels will not get stuck." "The needs of women can vary according to one's age or marital status. We try to meet the needs of each group,'' Eun-hee said.

Bike helmet law 'sexist', forces women to have 'helmet hair': Aussie woman

An Australian woman is fighting back against her country's compulsory bike helmet law, calling it sexist. Sue Abbott of Scone, New South Wales, was fined $153 this week in Adelaide for not wearing her helmet, but it wasn't the first time. She told Adelaide Now she has been fined a dozen of times but she refused to pay and police have even seized her bicycle and sold it to pay her fines. "It is a very sexist law because a lot of women have maintained hairstyles and would end up with helmet hair -- and women have told me that's one of the factors (for not riding bikes)," she told the newspaper.

 

'F-cup cookies' claim they can make breasts grow

A new brand of Japanese cookie is not exactly being marketed in a subtle way. The makers of "F-cup cookies" claim that women who eat them will see an increase in breast size. The cookies contain Pueraria Mirifica, a plant extract from Thailand, and women are supposed to eat two cookies a day in order to see results. According to the product's website, Pueraria Mirificav is also found in an edible breast enhancer called Bust Up Gum. The cookies come in two flavors -- Soy Milk or Pralines and Chocolate -- and each one of them is 70 calories. "Phytoestrogens are in numerous foods and to date there is no research to show that ingestion changes breast size," nutrition expert Ian Marber told the Daily Mail. "Even concentrated doses haven't been shown to do anything, although eating several biscuits can lead to weight gain with all that goes with it." In case you were wondering, an F cup in Japan is similar to a DD cup in the U.S.

First crack smoking now a Porn star for Toronto mayor

TORONTO - Just what we need, another mayor from Etobicoke .Ever do crack? I ask candidate Nikki Benz. It’s an automatic question these days. “No. No. I don’t even smoke cigarettes,” she tells me, tossing a honey-blond tress. You could swim in those hazel eyes. “When it comes to that kind of stuff,” she says, “my life is not very exciting. ”Nikki’s job is another thing. Unless you’ve been comatose or away at bible camp, you know Nikki Benz is among the world’s top porn stars.She divides her time between shooting Bra Busters 4 and the like in L.A. and her mom’s place in Etobicoke, where she grew up not far from Rob Ford’s spread.So she is eligible for Toronto politics. In fact, her career makes her highly qualified, since it, too, involves screwing people while huffing and puffing and pretending to smile. “At least I’m honest and transparent. No hidden agenda,” says Ms. Benz. Noon Wednesday, she is to sashay down to City Hall and officially launch her campaign for mayor. Already, she has a snappy slogan — Trade in



Your Ford for a Benz — and the beginnings of a platform. She dropped by the Sun to outline some of her positions, politically speaking. Her transit policy is a bit all-over-the-map, but whose isn’t? Generally, she favours cheaper modes, so LRT in the suburbs. But she would fast-track the relief line. Frankly, she says “relief line” in a much more compelling way than John Tory. I can tell you Toronto’s congestion was not eased by her photo shoot on King St. with our Craig Robertson. For once, no one cursed or flipped the bird. This is overreaching a mayor’s powers, but Ms. Benz proposes making National Masturbation Day a civic holiday. I know, I know, I hear you, every day should be National Masturbation Day, but Benz sees it as a way to soothe Toronto’s chronic angst. Also, since we’re already Hollywood North, Nikki would make us Debbie Does Dallas North. “My industry is one of the biggest in the world,” she says. “It could do for Toronto what it’s done for L.A. in jobs, business and taxes.”

Lingerie World Cup updates

A group of scantily-clad Dutch women accomplished what their men failed to do four years ago in South Africa. Win the World Cup. The Lingerie World Cup, that is.The hosts reigned supreme at a mini, 4-on-4 tournament refereed by former Dutch international





Andy van der Meyde last weekend. The eight-team Lingerie World Cup also included teams from Russia, Algeria, South Korea, Germany, Spain, Italy and 2014 men’s world Cup hosts, Brazil.

Believe it or not, details of the competition – including the groups and who the Dutch played in the final – were few and far between, with the Daily Mail the only mainstream media to give the event top billing. According to the report, the Netherlands beat Spain, Germany and Brazil to lift the Cup -- and avenge Spain's victory over the Dutch men in the final at the 2010 World Cup.

 

Man Busted For having Sex with ATM, Major condom blockage in loos leads to banning of sex in office and Drone to deliver pizza

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Drone used to deliver pizza

MUMBAI, May 21 (UPI) --Wonder if they had to tip? A Mumbai-based pizzeria recently used an unmanned drone to beat the traffic and deliver a pie to a customer who was about a mile away from the restaurant.  Francesco's Pizzeria in Mumbai used a four-rotor



drone to make a pizza delivery to a high-rise building, reportedly the first time that a drone has ever been used for that purpose. "All of us had read about (global e-commerce giant) Amazon's plans of using drones. We successfully carried out a test-delivery by sending a pizza to a customer located 1.5 km away from our outlet on May 11," Francesco's Pizzeria chief executive Mikhel Rajani told the Times of India.  Even though the delivery was only a test, Rajani indicated that using drones could be a viable option for his eatery and that it could help with saving time and money. "What we have done now will be common place in the next four-five years," he said.

 

Alberta police seek missing donkey

EDMONTON -- It's not like you can just go down to the donkey store and pick one off the shelf. That's why cops in Leduc, Alta., are pretty sure they'll find the culprits who stole a donkey from a local farm. “This was a family pet and the owner is quite upset about the theft,” Mounties said in a release. Two women in an older model black Jeep Cherokee were last seen with the donkey, May 12, about 1 p.m., at township road 482 between Rural Road 252 and 251, in Leduc County.The donkey was then loaded into an unknown truck and trailer and taken away

 

 

Miami stripper gets arrested, offers police oral sex for freedom

A Florida stripper charged with resisting arrest repeatedly stripped and masturbated in a police cell and offered oral sex for her release, police say. ‘Workaholic’ Lakeisha Johnson, who is employed at Tootsie’s Cabaret in Miami, gave police officers an X-rated show after being arrested in the early hours of May 19.The 29-year-old removed her clothes and ‘exposed her vagina, anus, and breasts’, according to a police report published by the Smoking Gun.‘On several occasions, the female licked her breast and masturbated,’ explained officer Juan Canino. ‘[She] had to be ordered repeatedly to keep her clothes on and to stop masturbating’.

When a female officer went to search Ms Johnson she ‘removed her clothing once again and began rubbing her vagina’, police sayShe then allegedly told Canino: ‘I’ll suck your d**k if you let me go.’Johnson was initially questioned by officers investigating the theft of an iPad when she started ‘using extremely vulgar language and began removing clothing,’ police say.She was taken into custody after allegedly slapping an officer on the arm.Johnson, who remains in police custody, was charged with resisting an officer without violence. She is not facing any additional charges for her ‘vulgar behaviour’

Major condom blockage in loos leads to banning of sex in office

When you’re called to upmarket London estate agents to unblock their office loos, the last thing you expect to find is a tangled web of used condoms. But, according to a leaked internal email, that is exactly what Pimlico Plumbers discovered after spending seven hours tirelessly plunging the ladies’ toilets at the Sloane Street branch of Savills yesterday. After the issue was rectified at great cost, the understandably disgruntled director of the branch bashed out an all-agency email to asking his 50-strong staff to refrain from ‘such activity’ in the office. When you’re called to an upmarket London estate agent to unblock their office loos, the last thing you expect to find is a tangled web of used condoms.

But, according to a leaked internal email, that is exactly what Pimlico Plumbers discovered after spending seven hours tirelessly plunging the ladies’ toilets at the Sloane Street branch of Savills yesterday. After the issue was rectified at great cost, the understandably disgruntled director of the branch bashed out an all-agency email to asking his 50-strong staff to refrain from ‘such activity’ in the office. Course, an ‘internal’ email about loo sex sent to 50 people is never going to stay private for long. The internet discovered it and is now speculating wildly as to who the Savills sh*ggers might be. Before we get too carried away though, Savills has since looked more closely at the matter and discovered all may not be as it first seemed.

 

Man busted First with Picnic table and now to Have Sex with ATM

 



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MAY 19--A Tennessee man was arrested Friday night after he walked into a bar, dropped his pants and underwear, and attempted to have sex with an ATM machine, police report. Lonnie Hutton, 49, was collared at The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro watering hole where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit. According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, an officer was dispatched to the bar, where a witness said that Hutton walked to the ATM and “pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals.” Officer M. Rickard added, “Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.”

After his encounter with the ATM, Hutton “then began to walk ‘nude’ around the bar thrusting his hips in the air,” Rickard reported.Hutton was subsequently escorted from the bar and “told to sit at a wooden picnic table.” But once outside the bar, Hutton allegedly “again exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”Seen in the above mug shot, Hutton was booked into the county jail on a public intoxication charge. A cop reported that Hutton--who remains locked up in lieu of $250 bond--smelled of booze, had bloodshot eyes, and had slurred speech.

Owner swallows condom as customer finds it in her dinner, 'Marijuana McDoubles' served and Cat saves boy from dog attack

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How a Cat saves boy from dog attack

BAKERSFIELD, Calif., May 14 (UPI) --Man may have a new best friend... A California cat was able scare off a dog that was attacking a 4-year-old boy in Bakersfield while he was

riding a small bike in his driveway.  The video, which was posted on KernGoldenEmpire.com, shows the boy riding his bike when the neighbor's dog comes up and bites at his leg.

As the dog appears to pull on the boy, his cat comes charging out of nowhere and scares the canine off. According to the boy's mother, Erica Triantafilo, he is recovering at home after being taken to the hospital and receiving 10 stitches. Triantafilo said the neighbors voluntarily had their dog quarantined.

Woman arrested for calling 911 after her pizza was made wrong

A North Carolina woman was arrested after she called 911 because Subway made her pizza incorrectly. According to the Gaston Gazette, Bevalente Hall called 911 because Subway put marinara sauce on her "flatizza" instead of pizza sauce. Hall told Subway that she can't eat their marinara sauce and it is "horrible."When Subway wouldn't give Hall a refund, she called 911 and asked that an officer be sent to the restaurant. The angry customer also reportedly complained that the restaurant made her mother another sandwich without a problem but wouldn't do the same for her. Hall was charged with misuse of the 911 system. She was released on $2,000 unsecured bond.

Man suspected of stealing toilet tank

 

Seattle police are looking for a man suspected of stealing the toilet tank from a restaurant bathroom as workers at a Subway sandwich franchise prepared his family's meal, police said on Monday. The man went to the Subway shop in West Seattle with his family on Sunday evening. After placing an order, he entered the restroom and remained inside even after his wife knocked on the door, asking why he was taking so long, and then left without him, Seattle police said in a statement. When the man eventually emerged from the bathroom, he hurriedly exited the store in possession of a large plastic garbage bag, police said. An employee who later entered the bathroom discovered the toilet tank was missing. In addition, the bathroom sink was stuffed full of paper towels and still running, while the bathroom key was gone, police said.Subway workers valued the stolen toilet tank at $550, police said. Witnesses at the scene were able to provide police with a description of the man, who remains at large, police said.

Couple claim they were served 'Marijuana McDoubles' at McDonald's

 

OTTUMWA, Iowa, May 13 (UPI) --An Iowa couple believes that they were served up some marijuana-topped burgers when they ate food from a McDonald's location in Ottumwa. Brittany Songer, who is pregnant, and Cory Long had two McDoubles on April 26. When Songer, 23, dug in, she ate a substance she believed to be marijuana.

"Cory brought me food and I offered a bite to my 2-year-old son, luckily he didn't take one," Songer told the Ottumwa Post. "Then I took a bite of my burger and got mad at Cory. It tasted bad, and I thought maybe it was because he had cologne on his hands when he bit it. Then I opened the burger and the cheese was just covered with weed." The Ottumwa Police Department is looking into the matter and drug tests on the McDoubles are expected back in approximately two months.  "I can't really quantify how much there was. It appeared to be something that may have been intentionally placed on the burger and by who is part of the investigation. We are trying to determine who actually put it on there," said Lieutenant Jason Bell of the Ottumwa Police Department. "McDonald's has cooperated fully with everything that we have asked of them."

Neither Songer nor Long needed medical attention after ingesting the food, but a lawsuit is possible if the tests do come back positive for marijuana.

Owner swallows condom after customer finds it in her dinner

 

ANHUI PROVINCE, China, May 14 (UPI) --A diner at a restaurant in Anhui Province, China, who was surprised by her chewy calamari was probably even more surprised by what happened next. Customer Mai Liang took a closer look at her seafood dish after noticing that it tasted rubbery and discovered a contraceptive. After she alerted staff about the condom in her cuisine, owner Yi Ze Teng came over. "Imagine my horror when I turned it over with my fork and it turned out to be a contraceptive," Liang told Metro. "It was disgusting. My first horrific thought was: Is it used?" Ze Teng then allegedly accused Liang of planting the prophylactic to get a free meal and swallowed a portion of the rubber. "They said if I ate the condom, they would leave the matter, so I swallowed it," Ze Teng said. Liang may still sue the restaurant.

Why girl served 'semen-filled' cupcakes, why plane’s washroom sex halted by cabin crew and new Pot vending machines

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Drug smugglers found in bus station with cocaine SANDWICH

Spanish police have caught two suspected drug smugglers with packets of cocaine stuffed into a ham and cheese SANDWICH. The country's police force tweeted at picture of the




snack, on white bread. But as well as the ham and cheese filling, it also included around 100g of the Class A drug inside nine small, cylindrical wraps. Officers said two suspected traffickers - believed to be from Colombia - were arrested at Benidorm bus station. Sky News report detectives later searched the home of one 29-year-old man. There they found "more than a kilo of cocaine powder and pieces, as well as marijuana and tools to handle drugs".

Are you ready for Pot vending machines?

VANCOUVER -- Two marijuana vending machines — believed to be Canada’s first — have been installed in Vancouver. One looks like a gumball machine with small amounts of marijuana available in plastic containers that sell for $4 to $6 depending on the variety. Charles Varabioff, director of the B.C. Pain Society, which houses and runs the machines, said it is “for people who want cheaper stuff, not necessarily quality. “The other machine contains larger packages selling for between $10 and $50. Hash and its oil and extracts are also available in the machine.Varabioff said that only those with a membership to the society — which requires a doctor’s prescription — are allowed to buy marijuana from the machines. If interested parties don’t have a prescription, Varabioff said he can refer them to a doctor. “If they consent that marijuana is an option for you, we’ll print you out a free ID card,” he said.Police said they are aware of the drug machines.

Police Arrest Captain America for Texting Teen Girl Photos Of His Penis

A Universal Studios employee who worked in costume as Captain America sent sexually explicit photos and text messages to an underage girl he met at the Florida amusement park, according to police. Jail, from which he was later released after posting bond.

Alton is seen at right posing with a Universal Studios visitor (who is not the underage victim).According to an arrest affidavit, the 16-year-old girl met Alton several weeks ago at the Orlando park, where the teen posed for a photo with the costumed worker. The girl later posted the photo online, where it was found by Alton, who “commented on the photo, and an online friendship began. ”The girl told Maitland Police Department investigators that she initially exchanged texts with Alton “as friends,” but that their communication soon turned explicit. Alton sent the teenager a photo of his penis, as well as texts about masturbation and “getting into her,” according to the police affidavit.

In an April 18 text, the girl told Alton she was 16. A week later, “Mr. Alton sent photos of his penis” to the girl’s cell phone. Police began investigating Alton this week after being contacted by the girl’s father, who learned that his daughter was planning to meet with Alton after school this week. When confronted by her father, the teen admitted exchanging inappropriate text messages with Alton Cops Wednesday arrested James Weldon Alton, 29, on a felony charge of transmitting harmful material to a minor. He was booked into the Orange County

Why plane’s washroom sex halted by cabin crew

A Virgin airlines cabin crew had to force open a washroom door to muffle a drunk female passenger's loud love-making that was disturbing others on the flight. And her closed-door toilet tryst was with a man she had just met during a Gatwick to Las Vegas flight with her parents, the Daily Mirror reported. he British woman, in her 20s, became abusive with the crew when her rowdy romp was interrupted. She was met by U.S. authorities when the plane landed but was allowed to continue her trip to Sin City after getting a warning, the Mirror reported

Why girl served 'semen-filled' cupcakes?

BAKERSFIELD, Calif., May 5 (UPI) -- A tenth-grade California girl allegedly passed out cupcakes to bullies at her school which she said contained “bodily fluids.” As it turns out, the cupcakes were made with mayonnaise, barbecue sauce and soy sauce. Either way, students in the girl’s French class were left with a bad taste in their mouths during a food day event last week. Before the Bakersfield Police Department announced that the cupcakes weren’t laced with anything other than condiments, it was believed they may have contained “pubic hair, semen and expired food and pills.” Officials at Centennial High School have now instituted a policy at the school banning outside food. No arrests have been made and an investigation into the incident is ongoing

Med student Auctioning virginity online reveals face, how smog ruined a marriage and Pastor creates 'boob job' rule for questions

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Robber drank at pub he was robbing

CALGARY -- Stephen Charles Bridal was sentenced to three years in prison Tuesday after pleading guilty to robbing a Calgary pub. But unlike most such crimes, Bridal appeared in no hurry to get the job done or concerned about being identified. Crown prosecutor

Mike Ewenson said Bridal was captured on surveillance video committing the attempted heist last June 3 but also enjoying a beer before his crime. "He sits there and has a beer and interacts with bar patrons for a period of time without any attempt to obscure his identity," Ewenson said."To call this offence unsophisticated and odd is an understatement," he said.

 

Man spread feces on ex-wife's front door

SARNIA, Ont. -- A man who spread feces on his former wife's door and left frightening phone messages for her has been sentenced to serve 10 days in jail. Ricky James Knight, 57, of Sarnia, pleaded guilty to uttering death threats and violating a February court order to stay away from his ex's home. Court heard that on April 21, at 4:15 a.m., Knight went to the home, where he spread feces on the door and moved objects around outside the door including a propane tank.

During the same time frame Knight left multiple phone messages telling the woman unless she got off the property she would be done. “You can't behave that way," said Justice Deborah Austin said. Knight had no prior criminal record. Knight has already served the 10 days in pre-sentence custody. He was also handed one year's probation, during which he must stay away from the woman and her home while taking counselling. A 10-year weapons ban was imposed and Knight must give police a DNA sample.

Pastor creates 'boob job' rule for questions about adopted kids

Fed up with people asking him insensitive questions about his adopted daughter, a





pastor in the U.S. didn't get mad, he created a funny tutorial that he posted online. Billed as “a public service announcement from adoptive families everywhere,” Rev. Jesse Butterworth's YouTube video has been viewed more than 300,000 times. “Sometimes very well-meaning people will say some pretty insensitive things to adoptive families," Butterworth says on YouTube. "We can only assume that they're not trying to be mean, but instead lack the vocabulary to say what they're really asking. "So that's why we came up with this rule of thumb: If you wouldn't say it about a boob job, don't say it about an adoptive family."

How smog ruined marriage

 BEIJING - A Beijing man is seeking to divorce his wife after she took their son to a tropical island province to escape the capital's notorious smog, saying the long-distance relationship had destroyed their marriage, state media said on Thursday. The man, identified only by his family name of Wang, married his wife in 2008 and had a son two years later, the Beijing Times reported, in a story widely picked up by other Chinese media outlets online, including Xinhua news agency. But their son developed serious health problems because of Beijing's air pollution and his wife took the son to the southern resort island of Hainan to escape the haze. However, Wang's wife did not like Hainan and nor did she like living apart from him, and whenever the two of them met they fought, the report said. Fed up with this, Wang has filed for divorce in a Beijing court, the newspaper said.

Smog 'buried' my son's health, and it has 'buried' my marriage," he was quoted as saying.The divorce case is pending with the court, the report added. It did not say what his wife thought of the divorce proposal. Years of unfettered economic growth have taken their toll on China's environment and pollution is a major source of public dissatisfaction and unrest, especially smog in major cities. The government has said tackling pollution is a top priority, but has made little impact on the smog that blights the lives of millions.

Med student auctioning virginity online finally reveals face

 

SYDNEY , April 30 (UPI) -- A medical school student who put her virginity up for auction on her website in March has revealed her face. The 28-year-old previously just had body shots with her face obscured by the fake name she is using, "Elizabeth Raine." The bidding for Raine’s virginity is up to $550,000 with the auction set to end on May 7. The person who places the winning bid will get the following: “The winning bidder will receive a 12-hour date with me, during the course of which he will be offered my virginity. I am sorry if I disappoint you, but all other pertinent (or salacious) details will remain private.” Raine, who grew up in Saudi Arabia, is auctioning her virginity for money, but also cites adventure, eroticism and scandal as reasons. “I find chastity itself erotically charged by mystery, desire and anticipation, and I anxiously await the discovery of new sensual experiences,” she wrote on her website. “Perhaps this will lead me into the arms of a gentleman with a similar appreciation for these unique circumstances, and make my first time worthy of both the wait and lasting memory.” The “date” with Raine will take place in Australia for legal reasons.