Man Busted For having Sex with ATM, Major condom blockage in loos leads to banning of sex in office and Drone to deliver pizza

Top 5 weird Funny and sizzling news of this week

 

Drone used to deliver pizza

MUMBAI, May 21 (UPI) --Wonder if they had to tip? A Mumbai-based pizzeria recently used an unmanned drone to beat the traffic and deliver a pie to a customer who was about a mile away from the restaurant.  Francesco's Pizzeria in Mumbai used a four-rotor



drone to make a pizza delivery to a high-rise building, reportedly the first time that a drone has ever been used for that purpose. "All of us had read about (global e-commerce giant) Amazon's plans of using drones. We successfully carried out a test-delivery by sending a pizza to a customer located 1.5 km away from our outlet on May 11," Francesco's Pizzeria chief executive Mikhel Rajani told the Times of India.  Even though the delivery was only a test, Rajani indicated that using drones could be a viable option for his eatery and that it could help with saving time and money. "What we have done now will be common place in the next four-five years," he said.

 

Alberta police seek missing donkey

EDMONTON -- It's not like you can just go down to the donkey store and pick one off the shelf. That's why cops in Leduc, Alta., are pretty sure they'll find the culprits who stole a donkey from a local farm. “This was a family pet and the owner is quite upset about the theft,” Mounties said in a release. Two women in an older model black Jeep Cherokee were last seen with the donkey, May 12, about 1 p.m., at township road 482 between Rural Road 252 and 251, in Leduc County.The donkey was then loaded into an unknown truck and trailer and taken away

 

 

Miami stripper gets arrested, offers police oral sex for freedom

A Florida stripper charged with resisting arrest repeatedly stripped and masturbated in a police cell and offered oral sex for her release, police say. ‘Workaholic’ Lakeisha Johnson, who is employed at Tootsie’s Cabaret in Miami, gave police officers an X-rated show after being arrested in the early hours of May 19.The 29-year-old removed her clothes and ‘exposed her vagina, anus, and breasts’, according to a police report published by the Smoking Gun.‘On several occasions, the female licked her breast and masturbated,’ explained officer Juan Canino. ‘[She] had to be ordered repeatedly to keep her clothes on and to stop masturbating’.

When a female officer went to search Ms Johnson she ‘removed her clothing once again and began rubbing her vagina’, police sayShe then allegedly told Canino: ‘I’ll suck your d**k if you let me go.’Johnson was initially questioned by officers investigating the theft of an iPad when she started ‘using extremely vulgar language and began removing clothing,’ police say.She was taken into custody after allegedly slapping an officer on the arm.Johnson, who remains in police custody, was charged with resisting an officer without violence. She is not facing any additional charges for her ‘vulgar behaviour’

Major condom blockage in loos leads to banning of sex in office

When you’re called to upmarket London estate agents to unblock their office loos, the last thing you expect to find is a tangled web of used condoms. But, according to a leaked internal email, that is exactly what Pimlico Plumbers discovered after spending seven hours tirelessly plunging the ladies’ toilets at the Sloane Street branch of Savills yesterday. After the issue was rectified at great cost, the understandably disgruntled director of the branch bashed out an all-agency email to asking his 50-strong staff to refrain from ‘such activity’ in the office. When you’re called to an upmarket London estate agent to unblock their office loos, the last thing you expect to find is a tangled web of used condoms.

But, according to a leaked internal email, that is exactly what Pimlico Plumbers discovered after spending seven hours tirelessly plunging the ladies’ toilets at the Sloane Street branch of Savills yesterday. After the issue was rectified at great cost, the understandably disgruntled director of the branch bashed out an all-agency email to asking his 50-strong staff to refrain from ‘such activity’ in the office. Course, an ‘internal’ email about loo sex sent to 50 people is never going to stay private for long. The internet discovered it and is now speculating wildly as to who the Savills sh*ggers might be. Before we get too carried away though, Savills has since looked more closely at the matter and discovered all may not be as it first seemed.

 

Man busted First with Picnic table and now to Have Sex with ATM

 



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MAY 19--A Tennessee man was arrested Friday night after he walked into a bar, dropped his pants and underwear, and attempted to have sex with an ATM machine, police report. Lonnie Hutton, 49, was collared at The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro watering hole where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit. According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, an officer was dispatched to the bar, where a witness said that Hutton walked to the ATM and “pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals.” Officer M. Rickard added, “Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.”

After his encounter with the ATM, Hutton “then began to walk ‘nude’ around the bar thrusting his hips in the air,” Rickard reported.Hutton was subsequently escorted from the bar and “told to sit at a wooden picnic table.” But once outside the bar, Hutton allegedly “again exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”Seen in the above mug shot, Hutton was booked into the county jail on a public intoxication charge. A cop reported that Hutton--who remains locked up in lieu of $250 bond--smelled of booze, had bloodshot eyes, and had slurred speech.