Man burnt his private while 'making love' to pizza, Teacher charged for masturbation and couple refuses to pay after Sex in rear of cab

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Who accidently tweets- 'Marriage=One Man & One Man'

DALLAS  - A staunchly conservative Republican Texas lawmaker and foe of same-sex

marriage found himself the target of jokes after a Tweet was mistakenly sent in his name that read "Marriage=One Man & One Man." The office of State Senator Dan Patrick quickly deleted the Tweet, sent a new one that read "Marriage is between one man and one woman. Period," and jokingly said the lawmaker was looking for a new director of social media. But the damage has been done and a fresh Twitter hashtag "#PatrickTwitterTypos" spawned, with users of the service inserting errors into well-worn political clichés.Some included "Texans deserve lower taxis" and "I'm pro-life jacket and I boat. “Patrick sent his initial Tweet shortly after a federal court judge on Wednesday ruled that the Texas ban on same-sex marriage was unconstitutional.

Who finds $10 million in buried treasure while walking dog

 

LOS ANGELES - A trove of rare Gold Rush-era coins unearthed in California last year by a couple as they walked their dog may be the greatest buried treasure ever found in the United States, worth more than $10 million, a currency firm representing the pair said on Tuesday.The 1,400 gold pieces, dating to the mid- to late 1800s and still in nearly mint condition, were discovered buried in eight decaying metal cans on the couple's land last April, said coin expert David McCarthy of currency firm Kagin's.

"We've seen shipwrecks in the past where thousands of gold coins were found in very high grade, but a buried treasure of this sort is unheard of," McCarthy said. "I've never seen this face value in North America and you never see coins in the condition we have here." Kagin's has declined to identify the couple, who according to the firm want to remain anonymous for fear treasure hunters will descend on their property in Northern California's so-called Gold Country, named after the state's 1849 Gold Rush.

Horny 911 caller seeks sex from Florida officer

A Florida woman was arrested after calling 911 last Friday and allegedly asking the responding officer to have sex with her. "You are so sexy," a drunken Maria Montanez-Colon told officer Justin Davoult, the police report says. The report was posted on the website TheSmokingGun.com. She had called 911 about her Corvette, which she told Davoult she had given to her stepson. She said she wanted it back and Davoult told her to call a lawyer, the report says.

While they were talking, Davoult said Montanez-Colon allegedly told him, "I haven't been penetrated in years" and "I am so horny."He told Montanez-Colon not to misuse 911, then left.

Montanez-Colon called 911 again and requested to see another officer. Davoult returned to the home with another officer and asked her if she remembered him telling her not to misuse 911."She stated, 'I do, but how else am I going to get you to f--- me?'" Davoult wrote.She was arrested for making false 911 calls.

Teacher charged with masturbating in school hallway

STAMFORD , Conn., Feb. 27 (UPI) -- An elderly substitute teacher was arrested at Westhill High School in Stamford, Conn., on Wednesday after one of his colleagues allegedly discovered him masturbating in a school hallway around 7:30 a.m. A female paraprofessional educator stumbled upon Michael Luecke on the ground and went to assist him. Upon closer inspection, she observed the 72-year-old with his hand "in his pants manipulating his penis.” After she alerted school officials about his behavior, Luecke was detained by school resource officers. He was later arrested and charged with public indecency, second-degree breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor.

Video surveillance was found showing Luecke…in a corner of a stairwell in the Rayner building suspiciously manipulating the front of his pants while looking at students in the courtyard," police told the Norwalk Daily Voice. The video shows six students walk by Luecke while he was masturbating. According to police, they may need counseling. Luecke apparently had an excuse for his actions.

Couple refuses to pay after Sex Session in Rear of Cab

 

Perhaps they thought the performance was payment enough. An Illinois cab driver recently called police to complain that a couple who had just finished having sex in the rear of his cab were refusing to pay the $83 fare. Hack Faisal Kokazeh, 28, told Orland Park Police Department officers that passengers Andrew Vukovich and Stefanie Herringer claimed they were unable to pay him at the conclusion of a recent 3:30 AM ride. Kokazeh noted that he “witnessed both Andrew and Stefanie perform intercourse in the back of the van,” and “simply wanted both of them out of the taxi, and the fare paid,” according to a police report.

Vukovich and Herringer, an officer reported, smelled of booze and “were producing incoherent sentences, attempting to gather clothing that was strewn throughout the taxi.” And neither of them “had a purse or wallet on their person.” The couple, who had been driven by Kokazeh to Vukovich’s home, avoided arrest when Vukovich, seen above, “was able to obtain his mother’s credit card” to pay for the fare. Vukovich and Herringer had been partying at Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar & Grill prior to entering Kokazeh’s 2010 minivan.

Man 'severely' burnt penis while 'making love' to pizza

 

MILTON KEYNES, England, Feb. 25 (UPI) -- Maybe he should have gone with a deep dish… A Dominos customer in the United Kingdom directed an epic Twitter ranted at the popular pizza chain, saying he'd burned himself "making love" to a pizza. Twitter user goes on lengthy rant about problems he encountered while having sex with his

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Who is Brent Rossi?

Why Brent Rossi is trending today?

Now that Charlie Sheen is set to marry fiancee Brett Rossi, there are a few things his fans will want to know about her. This may help to understand more about the conflict with his ex-wives, especially Denise Richards, and find out just what is so different about this girl to make the Anger Management actor consider walking down the aisle for the fourth time.

 Brent Rossi SCARED’ OF EARTHQUAKES: Rossi, who is a California native and no stranger to earthquakes, is still extremely afraid of them. She tweeted to her friend Kirsten Price on Jan. 17 that she’s “been saying the big 1 [earthquake] is coming for about a month now.” She continued: “I grew up in CA & I’m deathly scared of them.”

Brent Rossi Does Not like Being Called an Adult Movie Star Despite filming various adult movies, the 24-year-old does not want to be referred to as an adult movie star. She is trying to leave that life behind her to become a nurse. She isn’t a porn star any longer and decided to quit the industry in 2013. The porn movies were her way of paying her way through nursing school, and she quit once she could. She even tweeted the Daily Mail to make her opinions clear and told the paper to get its facts straight. She’s Half Her Future Husband’s Age. The former porn star is just 24-years-old. That’s half of Sheen’s age, who is now 48. Rossi often shows her true age through her tweets and comments, which have including tweeting about Toys R Us and sharing her classes and school scheduling.

It is possible the age that will play to her advantage. She will make the former Two and a Half Men star feel young at heart. While this is not one of the most important things to know about Rossi, Sheen’s new fiancee, it leads to the next fact.

Rossi Will Need to Sign a Prenup. The 48-year-old actor is not taking any chances. He wants a prenup before he walks down the aisle. However, one source has claimed that he will be more generous than he was with his previous wife, Brooke Meuller. Mueller ended up with $3.5 million after their two-year marriage ended in divorce. It is a sign that while he is not completely sure about the actress-turned-nurse, he is a little more settled that this time will work out.

However, Sheen does not think that this is something he needs. According to both, they are each other’s soul mates. The prenup will be there to protect the multimillion fortune he has built over the years. He will pay for the legal fees for drawing up this agreement. One good sign for the actor is that Rossi has continued with her nursing plans since their relationship went public in November 2013.

She’s Her Future Husband’s Biggest Supporter. Rossi is one of the biggest supporters of the 48-year-old. Most of his tweets are retweeted by her and she regularly comments or tags him into something. She also sends him gifts before any appearances that he makes, such as when he appeared on Jay Leno’s The Tonight Show for the 22 time.

Has the Anger Management star finally found his soul mate? Will this just be another marriage that ends in divorce for him? Only time will tell, but knowing a few more things about Rossi, Sheen’s new fiancee, will help his fans come to some sort of conclusion.

Could Charlie Sheen have found love again? Yes indeed. He put a ring on it! Sheen has just gotten engaged to porn star, Brett Rossi. Apparently the 48-year-old got himself down on one knee and proposed to his 24-year-old lady on Valentine’s Day. Rossi told E! News that she was not expecting it all, saying “He even was a gentleman and got down on one knee.” The couple stayed up to watch the sunset and right after Sheen surprised Rossi. The Anger Management star proposed to Rossi in Hawaii. Rossi describes her new ring as classic and beautiful. The couple has not yet told the media of when they plan to marry.

A few months ago in November is when the couple had gone public about their romantic relationship. Photos were taken of the two while they were enjoying a Thanksgiving vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Sheen had tweeted out to his fans that he is thankful that he can give the world “another face-load of planet jealous.”

Rossi says that every day is Valentine’s Day when she is with Sheen. “Happy Valentine’s day to the love of my life & my best friend” was what the star had tweeted out to her 70,000 twitter followers the day before the engagement. Will people be calling the couple the new Mr. and Mrs. “Winning?” Rossi calls Sheen her “Soul mate.” “He’s my best friend.” says the porn starlet. Several photos have already been put up on twitter by Rossi that capture the lovely moment. One picture is of Rossi smiling at the camera with an ocean view just behind her, and another is of the happy couple standing surrounded by the fancy backyard pool of their vacation spot, Rossi’s ring clearly visible.

Vending machines to sell crack pipes, worship in the nude and Valentine’s Day underwear for PlayStation lovers

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Man threw dog at soccer game referee

ALMERIA, Spain, Feb. 12 (UPI) -- A man accused of throwing a dog at a referee at a soccer game in Spain faces charges including animal abuse, police said. Police said the man,


whose name was not released, was arrested for throwing a dog at a referee from his place in the stands during the Feb. 9 lower-league game between Comarca del Marmol and La Canada in Almeria, TheLocal.es reported Wednesday. Witnesses said the dog traveled about 22 feet in the air and appeared to be in shock following the incident. They said a former Comarca del Marmol player was sitting near the man and started punching him after the dog throw. The man faces charges of animal abuse and inciting violence during a sporting event.

Canadian vending machines now sell crack pipes

Vending machines selling crack cocaine pipes for 25 cents (about 14 pence) have been erected in Vancouver, Canada. The purpose of the two machines, established by the Portland Hotel Society, is to provide habitual drug users with access to clean pipes, thereby lessening the spread of infection and reducing the need for people to buy pipes on the black market.Each machine holds 200 pipes and is restocked every five days. The Portland Hotel Society’s harm-reduction approach to drug problems is not new – the group’s last initiative was Insite, a supervised heroin injection site in the same neighbourhood as the new vending machines.‘For us, this was about increasing access to safer inhalation supplies in the Downtown Eastside,’ Kailin See, director of the Drug Users Resource Centre, told CTV. However, the initiative is at odds with the Canadian government’s tough stance on drugs.

Valentine’s Day underwear to tempt gamers in love with their PlayStation

Obsessed gamers who spend more time with their PlayStation than partners on Valentine’s Day could have their own buttons pushed this February 14. Retailer Game has launched pheromone fuelled his and hers underwear to entice loved-ones away from the clutches of their console and back to the bedroom. According to new research, this Valentine’s Day one in four gamers (23 per cent) admit they will be tempted to slip away for a ‘console quickie’. ‘Many of us can get easily distracted by our consoles – even on Valentine’s Day,’ said Ailsa McKnight, the retailer’s marketing director

Sinkhole swallows eight cars

A sinkhole with great taste swallowed eight Corvettes on display at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Ky. The 40-ft.-wide, 30-ft.-deep sinkhole opened at about 5:40 a.m. Wednesday, the museum said in a statement. Two of the Corvettes — a 1993 Zr-1 Spyder and the 2009 Zr1 Blue Devil — were on loan from General Motors. The museum owned the other six: a 1962 black Corvette, a 1994 PPG pace car, a 1992 White 1 Millionth, a 1993 ruby red 40th anniversary car, a 2001 Mallett Hammer Z06 and a 2009 white 1.5 millionth. Museum staff said no one was in the museum at the time and there were no injuries. A structural engineer is on site to assess the damage to the area of the museum called the Skydome, which is a separate building from the main museum. The museum is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year.

Worship in the nude a good idea

SOUTHAMPTON, Va., Feb. 11 (UPI) -- Members of a small Virginia congregation don’t wear robes or collars when they worship God -- they wear their birthday suits. In Southampton, Va., at the White Tail Chapel, congregation members mostly attend church in the nude, although some people choose to go topless. "There's not a feeling that you have to be better than one another, physically," Pastor Allen Parker told WWBT. "We're humans, we have scars, we have what we have...it's learning to love and accept that." Katie Church wasn’t a nudist when she first started attending White Tail Chapel, but she quickly embraced the lifestyle and even got married at the non-traditional church. "Once we were married, and we were here, this whole place became our family," Church said. "I feel like I can turn to anyone in this church, or even in this park, and they will be there to help me." "People are more open as far as hearing the word of God, and speaking the word of God," said her husband, Robert. The chapel is located on the White Tail Nudist Resort, Virginia’s only year-round nudist establishment. "Some of the biggest moments in Jesus' life he was naked," Parker told ABC 13. "When he was born he was naked, when he was crucified he was naked and when he arose he left his clothes in the tomb and he was naked. If God made us that way, how can that be wrong?"

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