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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Vending machines to sell crack pipes, worship in the nude and Valentine’s Day underwear for PlayStation lovers

Top 5 weird, Funny and Sizzling news of this week




Man threw dog at soccer game referee


ALMERIA, Spain, Feb. 12 (UPI) -- A man accused of throwing a dog at a referee at a soccer game in Spain faces charges including animal abuse, police said. Police said the man,


whose name was not released, was arrested for throwing a dog at a referee from his place in the stands during the Feb. 9 lower-league game between Comarca del Marmol and La Canada in Almeria, TheLocal.es reported Wednesday. Witnesses said the dog traveled about 22 feet in the air and appeared to be in shock following the incident. They said a former Comarca del Marmol player was sitting near the man and started punching him after the dog throw. The man faces charges of animal abuse and inciting violence during a sporting event.

Canadian vending machines now sell crack pipes


Vending machines selling crack cocaine pipes for 25 cents (about 14 pence) have been erected in Vancouver, Canada. The purpose of the two machines, established by the Portland Hotel Society, is to provide habitual drug users with access to clean pipes, thereby lessening the spread of infection and reducing the need for people to buy pipes on the black market.Each machine holds 200 pipes and is restocked every five days. The Portland Hotel Society’s harm-reduction approach to drug problems is not new – the group’s last initiative was Insite, a supervised heroin injection site in the same neighbourhood as the new vending machines.‘For us, this was about increasing access to safer inhalation supplies in the Downtown Eastside,’ Kailin See, director of the Drug Users Resource Centre, told CTV. However, the initiative is at odds with the Canadian government’s tough stance on drugs.


Valentine’s Day underwear to tempt gamers in love with their PlayStation


Valentine’s Day underwear for gamers in love with Xbox
Obsessed gamers who spend more time with their PlayStation than partners on Valentine’s Day could have their own buttons pushed this February 14. Retailer Game has launched pheromone fuelled his and hers underwear to entice loved-ones away from the clutches of their console and back to the bedroom. According to new research, this Valentine’s Day one in four gamers (23 per cent) admit they will be tempted to slip away for a ‘console quickie’. ‘Many of us can get easily distracted by our consoles – even on Valentine’s Day,’ said Ailsa McKnight, the retailer’s marketing director

Sinkhole swallows eight cars

Eight Corvettes were swallowed by a sinkhole at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Ky.,...

A sinkhole with great taste swallowed eight Corvettes on display at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Ky. The 40-ft.-wide, 30-ft.-deep sinkhole opened at about 5:40 a.m. Wednesday, the museum said in a statement. Two of the Corvettes — a 1993 Zr-1 Spyder and the 2009 Zr1 Blue Devil — were on loan from General Motors. The museum owned the other six: a 1962 black Corvette, a 1994 PPG pace car, a 1992 White 1 Millionth, a 1993 ruby red 40th anniversary car, a 2001 Mallett Hammer Z06 and a 2009 white 1.5 millionth. Museum staff said no one was in the museum at the time and there were no injuries. A structural engineer is on site to assess the damage to the area of the museum called the Skydome, which is a separate building from the main museum. The museum is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year.

Worship in the nude a good idea



SOUTHAMPTON, Va., Feb. 11 (UPI) -- Members of a small Virginia congregation don’t wear robes or collars when they worship God -- they wear their birthday suits. In Southampton, Va., at the White Tail Chapel, congregation members mostly attend church in the nude, although some people choose to go topless. "There's not a feeling that you have to be better than one another, physically," Pastor Allen Parker told WWBT. "We're humans, we have scars, we have what we have...it's learning to love and accept that." Katie Church wasn’t a nudist when she first started attending White Tail Chapel, but she quickly embraced the lifestyle and even got married at the non-traditional church. "Once we were married, and we were here, this whole place became our family," Church said. "I feel like I can turn to anyone in this church, or even in this park, and they will be there to help me." "People are more open as far as hearing the word of God, and speaking the word of God," said her husband, Robert. The chapel is located on the White Tail Nudist Resort, Virginia’s only year-round nudist establishment. "Some of the biggest moments in Jesus' life he was naked," Parker told ABC 13. "When he was born he was naked, when he was crucified he was naked and when he arose he left his clothes in the tomb and he was naked. If God made us that way, how can that be wrong?"

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Wednesday, January 22, 2014

How Smoking in pregnancy could make your baby gay, Typo sends readers on to adult hotline and McDonald's Worker Sold Drug inside Restaurant

Top 5 Weird, Funny and Sizzling news of this week

 

 

 

Parents fined for taking children on vacation

A British couple has been fined $1,800 for taking their children out of school for a week for a family vacation. Natasha and Stewart Sutherland took their two teen daughters and six-year-old son to the Greek island of Rhodes for a week at the end of September. They

were fined $650 initially for failing to ensure their children attended school regularly. That fine doubled when they didn't pay it within 21 days.Stewart Sutherland argued in court he booked the family vacation - which he said was also educational - before new rules about taking children out of school came into effect Sept. 1. He also said he and his wife rarely get time off together, and the vacation was much needed family time. But a judge still fined the couple $1,800 in court Jan. 15, the BBC reported. The couple started a petition asking the government to reverse amendments to the education regulations

British woman impersonates bride, cancels wedding


A British woman who cancelled her brother's wedding 20 days before the vows were to be exchanged told the couple, "I have saved you on the divorce. “Court heard Ann Duffy, 50, pretended to be her future sister-in-law and called the Plymouth Register Office, telling magistrates she wanted to cancel the big day.Duffy and the other woman had a strained relationship, the Plymouth Herald reported, due to a disagreement over the care of Duffy's mother, who had moved in with Duffy's brother and fiancee. She later told police she was trying to protect her brother. "I have cancelled your wedding. Would you like me to send you the confirmation email?" Duffy said to her brother, the court heard. Defence lawyer Roger Page said Duffy thought her brother was making a "disastrous move" and pointed out the couple was able to re-book the wedding the next day. Duffy pleaded guilty to one count of harassment.

McDonald's Worker Sold Drug from Restaurant


JANUARY 16--A McDonald’s employee who recently served time in prison on a narcotics charge has been arrested for allegedly selling heroin from the fast food restaurant, police report. Theodore Levon Upshaw, 28, was busted yesterday after selling “20 stamp bags of heroin” to a confidential police informant, according to a criminal complaint. While Wednesday’s transaction took place in the eatery’s parking lot--after Upshaw took a break from work--the informant had “previously made multiple purchases of heroin” from Upshaw inside the McDonald’s in Murrysville, a municipality in Westmoreland County.

Following the buy, cops busted Upshaw--who was wearing his work uniform--on several felony narcotics charges, including heroin possession and delivery of heroin. He was booked into the county jail, where he is being held in lieu of $50,000 bond.
Upshaw, pictured in the above mug shot, has been living in an alternative housing facility since his early release from state prison, where he was serving three years on a conviction for possession with intent to deliver narcotics

Typo sends readers on to adult hotline

WOODSTOCK, Ont. ─ Anyone can make a mistake, including a well-intentioned Ontario Provincial Police officer just trying to catch a thief. On Thursday, Woodstock Sentinel Review readers looking to provide information to Crime Stoppers about a daytime break and enter in Thamesford, Ont., were in for a surprise. A two-digit typo in an OPP press release ended up connecting people to an adult chat line called America's Hottest Talk Line.
"If you are looking for a hot man, you know where to go," a reader said after phoning the paper to inform it of the error published on the website. After dialing the 1-888 number, callers are greeted by an energetic female voice that says, "Welcome to America's Hottest Talk Line.""Ladies, to talk to interesting and exciting guys free, press one now," the voice instructs.
Guys, hot ladies are waiting to talk to you."It is not known how long the adult hotline has owned the 1-888 numbers, but it is not the first time the number has made an appearance in press releases. A quick scan of e-mails from the OPP and the Woodstock Police Service reveal that, in recent years, several e-mails directing residents with information about crimes to call the incorrect number. The typo also appears on websites across Canada from Red Deer, Alta., to Sudbury, Ont.

Smoking during pregnancy could make your baby gay, claims controversial study

Smoking during pregnancy 'could make your baby gay'
Smoking and drinking during pregnancy could make your baby gay and stupid, if the claims of a neuroscientist are to be believed. A controversial study has found that a pregnant woman’s lifestyle could influence their child’s IQ or sexuality.
Dr Dick Swaab – professor of neurobiology at Amsterdam University – claims that drinking, taking drugs or living in a area with high pollution levels have an impact on the development of foetuses and could affect children later in life. Taking synthetic hormones and smoking while pregnant can increase the chances of girls becoming lesbian or bisexual, while drinking and drug-taking could lower a child’s IQ, Dr Swaab suggests.

And the more older brothers a boy has, the more it is thought to increase his chance of being gay, it is reported. The study claims this could be because the mother’s immune system develops stronger responses to male hormones with each son that is born. Dr Swaab also believes living in an area of high pollution is linked with an increased risk of autism. He told the Sunday Times: ‘Pre-birth exposure to both nicotine and amphetamines increases the chance of lesbian daughters. ‘Pregnant women suffering from stress are also more likely to have homosexual children of both genders because their raised level of the stress hormone cortisol affects the production of foetal sex hormones.’ He added: ‘In women who drink a lot, cells that were meant to migrate across the foetal brain can end up leaving the brain altogether.’
However, Dr Swaab recognised lifestyle factors were a small influence and added that genetics play the most important role in child development.