World's Top Five Weird, Funny and Hot News of July 25, 2013
Do you believe- Mountie uniforms among most sexy
OTTAWA — Strong, stoic and dashing as the dickens. In case you didn't already know, our Royal Canadian Mounted Police carve a striking image as they patrol Parliament Hill and ride in formation for the Musical Ride. And their suave appearance hasn't gone unnoticed, with their uniform placing among the top five most lip-licking, lust-inducing acoutrements in North America, as voted by members of UniformDating.com.
In the entirely empirical survey of 1,000 users, the RMCP's brass-buttoned blazers, glistening black riding boots and cowboy-style holsters ranked fourth among the sexiest uniforms. "It's the man behind the uniform," explained Chantal Charbonneau in a nearly breathless huff, carving a figure with her hands. "The clean shave, nice bodies with their bright red uniforms."
Prancercise creator releases 'X-Rated' workout video
Horse-inspired fitness enthusiast Joanna Rohrback is at it again, this time with a disclaimer that the video is "X-rated."After her first video hit more than 7.5 million views, Rohrback was brought on to make a John Mayer music video. Now, she's getting back to making videos of her own. Her newest clip, called "Uninhibited Fitness," encourages viewers to take their horselike gait into the open, releasing their "inner horse."I’m uninhibited as I’ve already exhibited, so let them stare and gawk -- I’m gonna do my Prancercise walk!” Rohrback says, galloping along a path. The video itself is not really X-rated, despite the caveat. Instead, Rohrback says it's a response to the comedians that call her clothing "too revealing."Rohrback has amassed a cult following thanks to her ever-present spandex pants."If my camel toe doesn't embarrass me, why would this? I'm not embarrassed at all," Rohrback said.
Wow-Baby fed during robbery
A robbery suspect in Indonesia allegedly stopped an armed heist in progress in order to calm a crying baby who was in the house, the Jakarta Globe reports. Police say Kojek Mista and four other men broke into a home South Tangerang (just outside Jakarta) on June 22 armed with guns, swords, knives and crowbars, the newspaper reports. The men allegedly tied up a maid and the homeowner. The commotion woke up a baby boy, and Mista asked how to calm the child, and was told the baby needed to be fed with milk.
"I gave it to the baby while cradling him. Not long after, the baby fell asleep so I put him in bed. I have a kid, so I know how to cradle a baby," Mista said during a police press conference, which the Jakarta Globe covered.
Why Cops to return $1 million to stripper
A U.S. federal court judge has ordered cops in Nebraska return more than $1 million to a stripper after the cash was confiscated during a traffic stop. Cops seized the cash, which was in $10,000 bundles tied with hair elastics and in plastic bags, suspecting it was linked to drug trafficking, ABC News reported. Tara Mishra, 33, had been saving the money $1 at a time since she started as an exotic dancer at 18, ABC reported. The money was to start a business so Mishra could end her stripping career. The cash was in a car belonging to friends of Mishra who were going to be her business partners in a New Jersey nightclub. Police found no other evidence of drugs when the car was searched. The judge ordered Mishra receive a cash or cheque for the amount seized plus interest — $1,074,000.
Woman Fingers Ex-Girlfriend In hot Toy Theft
JULY 24--Florida police are investigating the theft of “three strap-on dildos” that were allegedly taken from a storage unit by a female suspect after she broke up with her girlfriend following a rocky year-long relationship. As detailed in an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office report, Ashley Rivera contacted cops earlier this month to report that her ex “gained access to her storage unit and removed some of her belongings.”Rivera, a 23-year-old Fort Pierce resident, said that she had allowed the suspect to keep some items in the Stor-All unit, which held furniture, electronics, clothes, and photographs belonging to Rivera and her family. Rivera also noted that the storage unit contained “three strap-on dildos and handcuffs valued at $300.00.”
After the suspect--whose name cops redacted from the report--broke up with Rivera, she allegedly gained access to the storage unit and removed “important paperwork” and “three strap-on dildos which [Rivera] stated she owned prior to the beginning of their relationship together,” investigators noted. Rivera, who said she was unable to contact her ex about the missing dildos, surmised that the suspect “temporarily removed the items in an attempt to get back together with her, depriving Rivera the use of the property.”
The disappearance of the dildos has been classified as a possible grand theft, and the investigation remains open, according to a sheriff’s report. Rivera is pictured above in a mug shot taken earlier this year in connection with a prior bust for trespassing and criminal mischief.
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