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Friday, August 15, 2014

Woman humping of Lawn Chairs and exposing her Self, cocaine hidden in breast implants and Man Who Says Name Is Ima Thief Arrested

Top five weird, funny and sizzling news of this week

 

Woman Steals Plants from Atwater Village Bakery

Surveillance cameras captured video of a woman stealing plants from an Atwater Village bakery Wednesday night. e owner of Village Bakery and Cafe on Los Feliz Boulevard said it was the second time that this woman had stolen plants from her business. According to the owner, this woman had stolen a few plants from the bakery two years ago. In the surveillance video, the woman is seen wheeling out a shopping cart and digging up the plants that were in the front of the bakery. She then puts the plants in the shopping cart and walks away. The owner said that she spent about $1,000 on landscaping and had new plants put in just two weeks ago. The owner has reported both thefts to police.

Dog elected mayor in small Minnesota town


A town in Minnesota has voted a dog in as mayor. Duke, a seven-year-old Great Pyrenees, is now the top dog in Cormorant, Minn., WDAY6 News reports. Each of the 12 residents paid $1 to cast their vote. Local Tricia Maloney told the TV station, “He won by a landslide.”“Poor Richard Sherbrook that owns the Cormorant Store – he didn’t even have half as many votes,” she said.


Woman with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in breast implants arrested at Madrid airport

Top five weird, funny and sizzling news of this week

MADRID, Aug. 15 (UPI) -- Police in Spain arrested a Venezuelan woman who arrived at an airport in Madrid with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in her breast implants. The woman came in on a flight from Colombia and authorities conducted a baggage search when she began acting suspiciously. "During a check of passengers from a plane from Bogota, the gestures and behavior of a supposed tourist raised the suspicions of narcotics agents," airport security officials said in a statement, the Local reported. After the initial drug hunt came up empty, female officers conducted a body search of the woman and found "certain irregularities and deformations in both breasts." The 43-year-old woman then confessed that her implants were packed with cocaine. When the woman was taken to the hospital to have the implants removed, officials recovered almost four pounds of cocaine. This is not the first time something like this has happened. Spanish police previously busted a Panamanian woman with more than three pounds of cocaine stuffed in her implants in 2012.



Man Who Says Name Is Ima Thief Arrested For Stealing TVs

Top five weird, funny and sizzling news of this week

A South Florida man who told police his name was Ima Thief was met by a judge's laughter when he appeared in bond court Thursday on charges he tried to steal two televisions from a store. Police in Sunrise say Thief tried to walk out of the store with more than a thousand dollars’ worth of merchandise. “You’re Ima Thief, sir,” Broward Judge John Fry asked the man while laughing. “Yes, sir,” Thief responded.
“And you’re charged with grand theft,” Judge Fry said while shaking his head. “I’m going to call you Mr. Ima, okay? Alright.”After exchanging good mornings, Judge Fry said, “I do sincerely wish you the best of luck. I just wasn’t really anticipating seeing this name.”Police say the man tried to leave a store on the 3300 block of North University Drive in Sunrise with two television sets and three other items in his shopping cart. He was met by security at the door.When he was told to go back in the store with the items, he refused, and when officers arrived and gave the same order, he tried to get past them and out of the area, police said. The man refused to identify himself, other than to say his name was Ima Thief. He told police he was 34 years old.


Woman with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in breast implants arrested at Madrid airport

 Top five weird, funny and sizzling news of this week

 
MADRID, Aug. 15 (UPI) -- Police in Spain arrested a Venezuelan woman who arrived at an airport in Madrid with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in her breast implants. The woman came in on a flight from Colombia and authorities conducted a baggage search when she began acting suspiciously. "During a check of passengers from a plane from Bogota, the gestures and behavior of a supposed tourist raised the suspicions of narcotics agents," airport security officials said in a statement, the Local reported. After the initial drug hunt came up empty, female officers conducted a body search of the woman and found "certain irregularities and deformations in both breasts." The 43-year-old woman then confessed that her implants were packed with cocaine. When the woman was taken to the hospital to have the implants removed, officials recovered almost four pounds of cocaine. This is not the first time something like this has happened. Spanish police previously busted a Panamanian woman with more than three pounds of cocaine stuffed in her implants in 2012.

Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self

 

A Washington woman who was wearing a short dress and no underwear is facing an indecent exposure charge after allegedly “humping” lawn chairs, exposing herself to a woman and two children, and urinating in public, according to police. Sila Hans, 33, was arrested earlier this month by cops responding to a report of “an intoxicated female exposing herself and urinating on the lawn” of a Seattle residence. A female witness told officers that Hans, seen above, “had come onto her lawn and was ‘humping’ the lawn chairs,” according to a Seattle Police Department report. The woman added that she and her two children--ages 15 and 11--watched Hans’s late-afternoon performance from a window in their home.
After grinding on the lawn chairs, Hans allegedly “exposed her vagina,” and then “smacked” her genitals “with her hand multiple times.” Additionally, the witnesses reported that Hans relieved herself on the lawn and “bent over and exposed her bottom.” Cops who confronted Hans reported that she was “extremely intoxicated” and “displaying erratic behavior.” She was “wearing a short dress with no underwear,” noted Officer Nicolas Olsen, who arrested Hans for indecent exposure.