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Funniest tampon ad of all time

NEW YORK, June 19 (UPI) --There has been a long and rich history of humorous tampon ads -- maybe -- but this one tops them all. A new spot from tampon subscription service Hello Flo was posted on YouTube two days ago and it already has accumulated almost two million views. In the ad, "First Moon Party," a girl is unable to get her period even though all of her friends are getting theirs. In order to keep up with the other members of the "cherry slush club," the girl fakes it with nail polish. "It looks like Florida," she says in the video.

Man accused of trying to toss drug-packed football into prison

A Michigan man faces felony charges for allegedly trying to hurl a football stuffed with heroin and cell phones into a state prison yard, a corrections department spokesman said on Tuesday.

The man hopped out of a vehicle on Sunday morning and heaved the football, which landed short, between two security fences at a state prison in Jackson, Michigan, about 75 miles (120 km) west of Detroit, prisons spokesman Russ Marlan said. "From where he was throwing, it would not have been that difficult of a throw to throw it in ... but you don't know how heavy it was," Marlan said. The football had been sliced open, stuffed with drugs, phones and chargers and stitched back together, Marlan said. The man, identified as Christen Deon-Sterling Moore of Detroit by the Detroit Free Press, was charged with furnishing contraband and cell phones to prisoners. A prison officer apprehended the would-be quarterback and the driver after seeing him toss the football and turned them over to Michigan State Police, Marlan said.It was not clear who the intended receiver was, Marlan said.

 

Brit blows student loan on cosmetic surgery to launch modelling career

A 21-year-old student in England used her $18,000 student loan to undergo several cosmetic surgeries in hopes of launching a modelling career, according to British media. With her family willing to foot the bill for her studies, Katerina Christodoulou, 21, told the Mirror U.K. she decided to put her student loan towards something more personal, and spent it on liposuction and other augmentations after graduating from the University of Essex. An ex-boyfriend pitched in to pay for a boob job. She said she always hated her natural body, and this just felt like the right thing to do. "I know some people might be surprised to hear that I spent my student loan on my body, but it was worth it for how I feel now," she told the U.K. Daily Mail. She has since reportedly temporarily quit her job as a training solicitor to become a model

What is C-string underwear craze?

New barely-there C-string underwear craze takes off as daring sunbathers flash the flesh .Some crazes are brief but these briefs are just crazy! Forget the G-string, the latest thing to be seen in is the C-string... and there really is not much to it. Looking more like a headband, the briefest of fronts tapers to a wire that tucks between your cheeks and, ahem, holds everything together.

Men are buying them in droves for their wives and girlfriends as an alternative to sensible granny pants. Women, it has to be said, are not so smitten. One wrote on a forum: "It either bent from shipping or is of very poor quality. "It is very uncomforable. The fabric is almost like swimsuit material, very weird. "It doesn't stay in place. Can't see wearing this for more than 2 minutes. Don't waste your money ... this product is worthless."

Her views have been echoed by women columnists around the world, some of whom road-tested the garment and came away more than a little miffed. One labelled it 'the worst thing ever to happen to women's undergarments ... and possibly humanity.'Funnily, men can't see anything wrong with the C-string and have sang its praises online in a series of posts. One husband wrote online: "My wife didn't like it very much - but I loved it!"The poor man could be in for a surprise himself when his wife realises there is a male version as well... which makes Borat in a mankini look positively overdressed. The makers of the C-string say it comes in a variety of colours, textiles and patterns and you customise by bending the wire to make it fit better. It is on sale on sites like Amazon. There has been speculation that Kendall Jenner might have been one of the first to wear a C-string in public after her appearance at the MMVA last weekend. She turned heads with an eye-popping dress dramatically cut on both sides above her hips, revealing acres of flesh and leading to speculation she was knickerless. After seeing the C-string, one American commentator said: "Thank God we solved that mystery". 

Chilean porn star celebrates team's World Cup win over Australia with 12-hour sex session

 

RIO DE JANEIRO, June 18 (UPI) --A Chilean porn star not only followed through on her promise to have sex for eight hours if her country's team won its first match at the World Cup -- she took it one step further. After announcing on Twitter that she would be a willing participant in an eight-hour sex marathon if Chile beat Australia, Marlen Doll actually extended the time limit to 12 hours after the Chilean team ended up earning three points

"#EmpiezaElMundialYYo PROMETO SI CHILE GANA TENER SEXO DURANTE 8 HORAS CON DISTINTOS HOMBRES DE TWITTER // RT," Doll wrote in a tweet before Chile's 3-1 win over Australia. Doll shared her contact information on social media after the game, and got her Twitter account suspended, although it has since been reinstated.

Who is giving up sex in support of his World Cup soccer team? , how a surgeon remove wrong kidney and No diploma after stripping at graduation

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Workers forced to say 'I love you' or be fired

A federal agency sued a New York customer service provider on Wednesday after allegations the company forced employees to pray, thank God for their jobs and say "I love you" to managers and colleagues at work, and fired those who protested. The Long




Island-based United Health Programs of America and its parent company, Cost Containment Group, required workers to practice a spiritual belief system called Onionhead while on the job, in violation of their civil and religious rights, the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission said in the complaint.

The company fired several employees who refused to adhere to the Onionhead doctrine, which was created by the aunt of the company's owner, the complaint said. In one case, an IT project and account manager was disciplined after she complained to management in 2010 that she was Catholic and did not want to participate in the spiritual activities, according to the complaint.

A month after she complained, the employee was removed from her office and relocated to an open customer service area, while a large statue of a Buddha was placed in her former office. She protested to the owner that the move amounted to a demotion and was fired, the complaint said. "While religious or spiritual practices may indeed provide comfort and community to many people, it is critical to be aware that federal law prohibits employers from coercing employees to take part in them," Sunu Chandy, senior trial attorney at the commission, said in a statement. The commission is seeking back pay with interest and unspecified damages for the fired employees, and an injunction against the company from further religious requirements. Representatives for United Health Programs of America and Cost Containment Group could not be immediately reached for comment.

High school student won't get diploma after stripping at graduation

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C., June 13 (UPI) --A North Carolina high school senior will not be receiving a diploma after he stripped during his graduation ceremony in Fayetteville. Quinton Murphy got all the way down to his underwear during graduation proceedings at Jack Britt High School on Wednesday. Murphy dropped his gown and tossed his cap to reveal tight, leopard-print underwear underneath, according to WJBF. After Murphy walked offstage, police officers escorted him away from the ceremony. On Thursday, Cumberland County School Superintendent Dr. Frank Till announced Murphy would not get his "symbolic piece of paper." Till hoped to send the message to other potential pranksters that there will be "long-term consequences" for similar stunts. "Our schools have worked so hard," Till told the Fayetteville Observer. "It used to be that the audience would be disruptive at graduation. We've worked hard to get the audiences to respect our students. This young man chose not to show respect for his colleagues." Murphy will still be able to prove he graduated with his transcript.

Florida cops arrest wrong woman... twice

TAMPA, Fla. - A Louisiana woman spent five weeks in a northern Florida jail after being wrongly arrested - twice. Ashley Nicole Chiasson, a 28-year-old single mother, was mistaken for a woman with the same first and last name who was wanted by local authorities in Clay County, near Jacksonville, Florida, for financial crimes. She is three years younger and at least five inches shorter than the woman that authorities sought, attorney Andrew Bonderud said in a letter to the Clay County Sheriff's Office this week announcing intent to sue. His client also has a different middle name. "This is not mere negligence," Bonderud told Reuters on Wednesday, adding that authorities had the information needed to distinguish the two women. "This is recklessness."

Clay County Sheriff Rick Beseler said in a statement that detectives took "shortcuts" in the identification process."The result was the wrong person was accused of crimes she didn't commit," he said, pledging to adopt new policies to ensure there is not another incident. Chiasson was first arrested last year near New Orleans. She was extradited in January to Clay County where she spent four weeks in jail before authorities apparently realized they had the wrong person, her attorney said. She was arrested a second time last month when, during a court hearing related to her first arrest, she was arrested for a different crime, again involving the other woman, Bonderud said. She spent another week in jail. All charges against her were dropped late last week, sheriff's officials said.

 

Texas man sues after surgeons remove wrong kidney

 

 

DALLAS - A Texas man has filed a lawsuit seeking more than $1 million in damages from two doctors he said were responsible for removing his healthy kidney and leaving a cancerous one in his body. According to a lawsuit filed this week in Tarrant County, Glenn Hermes underwent surgery last year at a Fort Worth hospital and was informed after the procedure that doctors had removed the wrong kidney. Hermes was "greatly shocked, stunned and depressed," court documents said. He will likely need to be on dialysis or receive a kidney transplant, his lawyer said. About a month after the initial surgery, Hermes underwent surgery at a Dallas hospital to remove the cancerous growth.

Porn star giving up sex in support of country's World Cup team

 

JANEIRO, June 11 (UPI) --Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country -- or not do. An Italian porn star has relegated himself to celibacy in order to show support for his country's World Cup Team. Rocco Siffredi made a vow of chastity this week in advance of the start of 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil on Thursday. Siffredi made the announcement in a video that was posted on his Facebook fan page.

"Guys, I've had thousands of orgasms but there is one I will never forget. The one I had together with all of you. Do you remember when we won the World Cup in 2006?" Siffredi says to the camera. "So for that collective orgasm (to happen again) I am prepared to go without my orgasms," he continues. "For the entire time our national squad is in Brazil I won't have sex. It will be my chastity vote for the victory of Italy."  Italy is in Group D and will play matches against England, Costa Rica and Uruguay in the opening round. "I foresee hard times, very hard, but you need to support me, you need to write to me, don't abandon me," Siffredi said. "And to the 22 players who are in Brazil, I ask only one thing, let me at least enjoy you."

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How a Prisoner Gets Roadside Marijuana Delivery:

A Florida inmate is facing additional charges after authorities say he received a marijuana delivery while working on a roadside work crew. Parell Seay, 22, was



working with other prisoners just north of Fort Pierce Tuesday when someone drove by and tossed him a small bag of marijuana, the St. Lucie Sheriff's Office said. Authorities say the driver of a black Dodge Charger drove by and tossed the packet, containing one gram of marijuana, which was picked up by Seay

As officers approached Seay, he tried to toss the bag, but it hit a deputy, authorities said. It later tested positive for marijuana. Seay, from Tampa, had been assigned to a Florida Department of Corrections work camp from Martin County. Seay claimed he didn't know who tossed the drugs but admitted he was going to bring it back to the Martin County facility where he is being held, the sheriff's office said.

Clothing company labels sizes as 'fat', 'skinny' and 'jumbo'

TOKYO, June 4 (UPI) --Most clothing companies offer sizes in small, medium, large and extra large, but Japanese brand Fatyo has decided to take a less conventional approach by offering four sizes: "Twitch, Skinny, Fat and Jumbo." The website notes that Japan often uses alternative sizing labels and their brand is supposed to make fat "cool." While many people don't take kindly to being called fat, the term twitch is also used as a derogatory term referring to women who are often attractive but promiscuous and vindictive.

Woman upset about ice cream sprinkles, calls police

A British woman upset about how sprinkles were put on her ice cream called the 999 emergency line for help, police say. "He put bits on one side and not the other, so I've said to him, 'Can you do it properly please?' and he's said, 'No no' ... and I said, 'Fine, can I have my money back? You can keep the ice cream,' and he's refusing to give me my money back." The operator tells the woman it's not a police matter and suggest other organizations to contact. West Midlands Police Chief Supt. Jim Andronov reminded people 999 - similar to 911 - is for emergencies only. "Each call often takes minutes to deal with as staff have to clarify the situation - it might not sound like much but, if someone is trying to get through to report a genuine life or death emergency, then a minute is a very long time to wait," he said.

 

Man lewd act in library while holding a cucumber

TORONTO — Toronto Police have charged a man with committing an "indecent act" involving a cucumber at library. Officers received a call around 11 a.m. Saturday for a suspicious incident at Agincourt Library in the city’s Scarborough area. They found a man holding a cucumber in one hand, while allegedly performing the same lewd act that library staff recognized from an incident in April. "On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits next to him and he opens up his laptop," Const. David Hopkinson said Wednesday. The man then started masturbating with one hand while holding a cucumber with his other hand, the officer alleged.

 

Man dates great grandmother three times his age

A casual dater is taking cougar hunting to the extreme – by going out with a great grandmother three times his age. Kyle Jones, 31, says he’s attracted to wrinkles and likes the ‘natural hang’ of sagging breasts. The call-centre worker from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, dates numerous pensioners at a time and even takes them home to meet his 50-year-old mother. For the last five years he has been in a casual relationship with 91-year-old Marjorie McCool. And despite the 60-year age gap, the pair have an active sex life and can’t keep their hands off each other. Kyle said: ‘Everyone’s brain is wired differently, some guys prefer blondes, some brunettes, some like other guys – I like old ladies.’
The prowler hunts for his cougar prey online. He continued: ‘Often, the things women are so self-conscious about is what I’m into. I like the neck lines and wrinkles. ‘Women worry about their boobs sagging but I think the natural hang looks great. I’m really not a fan of plastic surgery. ‘I don’t like to say gray, I’m a fan of platinum hair. I prefer it natural.