Top 5 weird, sizzling and funny news of Sept 11, 2013
Man Accused of Lying to 911 Mocks Deputies about Doughnuts, Urinates in Sheriff’s Office
A South Florida man was arrested after he lied to a 911 operator about having a machine gun, mocked the responding deputies by asking them if he had interrupted their
doughnut break and said he was going to blow up a sheriff substation, authorities said. Matthew Murphy, 46, who was on probation, returned to jail Sunday and faces charges of assault, misuse of 911, violation of probation and corruption of a public servant by threat, his Broward Sheriff's Office arrest report said. Deputies said he appeared to be drunk, according to the report.
Murphy called 911 from his Pembroke Park home, saying that his roommate had touched his girlfriend and wanted him removed, the report said. In a second call, he told the 911 operator that the roommate had a machine gun and said deputies “better hurry up,” the report said
Airline covers logo on plane after malfunction
Thai Airways resorted to an unusual crisis management strategy after one of their planes suffered a landing-gear mishap in which 14 passengers were injured. Airline officials decided to cover one of their plane's logos with black paint after Flight TG679 veered off the runway at Bangkok’s Suvarnabhumi Airport on Sunday because of a landing gear malfunction. The flight originated in Guangzhou, China, with 288 passengers and 14 crew members. After the incident, the airline deployed a crew to "de-identify" the Thai Airways logo on the fuselage. Reporters were told that was a "crisis communication rule" at the global Star Alliance, to protect the images of the airline and other alliance members.
Body Paint Doesn't Count as Clothing for Servers
Body paint and pasties will no longer be considered suitable attire for servers at the Forth Worth location of a racy restaurant chain about to star in its own reality TV series. The Forth Worth City Council took a closer look at what constitutes nudity in response to increased scrutiny of the scantily clad servers at Redneck Heaven, a local chain that caters mostly to men.The barely-there outfits worn by waitresses during the restaurant's "Anything But Clothes" promotion do not count as clothing under the new language approved by the council, meaning any future events featuring such wardrobes would subject the restaurant to additional regulations as a sexually oriented businesses. The decision comes one month before "Big Tips Texas," a reality show about the chain, is set to premiere on MTV. Complaints about the promotions at another location had already prompted officials in Lewisville, where the show is based, to take a similar step. The owner of Redneck Heaven, William Tinker, said ahead of Tuesday's vote that he doesn’t understand what the fuss is about.
Chinese man arrested for performing sexorcism
A Chinese man who claims to be a paranormalist was arrested after performing a sexorcism on a woman to help her rid of a ghost that according to him, was living in her vagina. Huang Jianjun was arrested in Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse with her. He charged her $3,000 for his service. Jianjun was arrested the next day after Xin reported the incident to police. The woman allegedly went to Jianjun, a self-proclaimed "ghost hunter," to ask for help in seducing her boss. Jianjun told Xin he could make her boss fall in love her by performing the exorcism. Jianjun claims he never had sex with Xin and that he can't get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou.
Man accused of thrusting his private through mail slot
KARLSKRONA, Sweden, Sept. 11 (UPI) -- Authorities in Sweden said they arrested a man accused of thrusting his genitalia through the mail slot of a woman he did not know. Investigators said the 50-year-old southern Sweden woman noticed a man following her while she was walking home and she heard a noise coming from her front door a short while after she arrived at the house, The Local.se reported Wednesday. The woman investigated the sound and discovered the man sticking his penis through her mail slot. The man fled the scene when the woman opened the door. Police said the same man allegedly exposed himself to a woman on the street the following day. The man has been charged with two counts of sexual assault stemming from the incidents in July. He faces minor drug charges after traces of amphetamines were found in his blood
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