Loaded Revolver found in woman private part, employees told to bring own toilet paper and Man vomited 14 bags of heroin

World's Top Five Weird, Funny and Hot News of March 18, 2013

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Very nice example for kids...

Top 5-Spelling bee judges misspell word

 

Judges at a California spelling bee mistakenly told a 12-year-old competitor she'd spelled a word wrong, when she'd actually spelled it right. Last Friday, Sierra Shoemaker spelled the word "braille" correctly at the Selma School District Spelling Bee. But the judges told her she was wrong and disqualified because the answer key had the word spelled with just one L.  "I didn't want to say anything because when the word master tells you you've got a word wrong you don't really want to argue with him," Shoemaker told broadcaster KMPH. "So, I was shocked. I kind of just said 'What?' I looked around at the audience and half of them were looking at each other murmuring." She was awarded second place, and contest officials called her later to inform her she'd get a second chance and be eligible to compete in the Fresno County Spelling Bee on Thursday.

 Whatmore later you can bring next soap solution too..

Top 4-Public employees told to bring own toilet paper

WINDSOR, Mo., March 18 (UPI) -- A Missouri mayor said he was shocked when a speaker at an aldermanic meeting revealed public works employees had been told to bring toilet paper from home. Windsor Mayor Justin Brown said he was shocked when Nancy Dunbar spoke at last week's meeting and suggested a fundraiser to stop the policy of requiring the city's 10 public works employees, who are all male, to bring their own toilet paper to work, KCTV, Kansas City, Mo., reported."I was just really incredulous that this was a topic to be brought up at a City Hall meeting, much less have any truth to it," Brown said. "The No. 1 emotion is embarrassment. We have a lot of good things going on in our little town, and this is the topic." Dunbar said Brown wasn't the only one shocked by the revelation."The mayor was like, 'What are you talking about?' Because the mayor had no idea. The aldermen had no idea. I mean mouths just dropped," Dunbar said.Dunbar said the policy came from an edict handed down by city administrator Sandra Underwood. However, Underwood said the order came from the head of Public Works and she was not involved.Brown said toilet paper is now being provided for the men."We are always looking for ways to save money," Brown said. "I'm just fearful that this finally hit a fever pitch and this is where it got ridiculous."

 Bad idea to give toilet message to police

Top 3-Woman arrested for toilet message

A Tennessee woman was arrested for writing an obscene message directed to a police officer on a broken toilet and leaving it in her front yard. Investigators said Patti Cole, 48, of Mount Pleasant was angry at Rob Wagonshutz, a member of the Maury County Drug Task Force, for arresting her daughter March 1 at her home, so she scrawled an obscene message addressed to Wagonshutz on a broken toilet and left it outside her home, The (Columbia) Daily Herald reported Monday. "[Expletive] you, Rob Wagonshutz" the toilet bowl read, with the tank next it bearing the message, "Rob Wagonshutz special place in hell for u and ur boys!"

Wagonshultz, who lives near Cole's home, was alerted to the message and filed a complaint."Since she used the language she did, it took a step beyond freedom of speech and turned it into disorderly conduct because it created a physically offensive condition by an act that serves no legitimate purpose," Wagonshultz said."No parents would want their children to have to read that," he said. "Had she used different language about me, the sheriff's department or the drug task force as a whole, it wouldn't have gotten this far at all."Cole was charged with disorderly conduct. Wagonshultz and his team arrested Cole's daughter, Allison Michelle Powell, 30, at Cole's home March 1. She was allegedly trying to flush drugs down the toilet at the time of her arrest and officers disassembled the commode to retrieve the evidence, Wagonshultz said.

 Wow how he can do that..

 

Top 2-Man vomited 14 bags of heroin

RIVERDALE, N.J., March 18 (UPI) -- Police in New Jersey said a man accused of snorting heroin in his car allegedly vomited up 14 bags of the controlled substance during his arrest. Riverdale police said they responded to a report of a man seen snorting drugs inside a 2012 Chevrolet Camero parked at a local Walmart. Police said they arrived to see Cody Larson, 24, a Walmart employee, swallowing something, NJ.com reported Monday. Larsen allegedly admitted to snorting heroin and soon vomited up 14 bags of the drug, officers said. He was taken to Chilton Memorial Hospital in Pequannock. Larsen was charged with possession of a controlled dangerous substance, tampering with evidence, under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance, failure to turn over a controlled dangerous substance to law enforcement, driving under the influence, possession of a controlled dangerous substance in a motor vehicle and driving an unregistered vehicle. He was released on his own recognizance and is due in court later this month.

 

 Nice and hidden place for Revolver

Top 1-Woman Had Loaded Revolver in Her private part

MARCH 6--An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police. The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris, who is seen at right.

In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks. The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.” At around 3:45 AM Monday, cops spotted Harris and another woman, Jennifer Delancy, inside a vehicle parked outside a closed restaurant. The women were in the front of the vehicle and “both seats were laid all the way back.” Asked by a cop if the car contained weapons or drugs, Harris, who was behind the wheel, answered that “she did not think there was anything.”But when a drug dog alerted to both the driver and passenger sides of the Toyota Yaris, cops searched the vehicle and found meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine. Harris and Delancy were then arrested.While being transported to jail, Harris “stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.”

Tot ate used condom at McDonald, Fox marks Women’s History Month with lingering shots of boobs and Couple swallow razor blades to get compensation

World's Top Five Weird, Funny and Hot News of March 14, 2013

Top 5-Wow very intelligent kid….

Texas teen gets perfect ACT score

AUSTIN, Texas, March 13 (UPI) -- A Texas student said he was feeling confident when he took the ACT college placement test, but he was surprised to learn he had achieved a perfect score. Arnav Sastry, 17, of Austin said he was confident when he took the test because he had done well on six practice tests. But he was still shocked and elated to learn he had earned a perfect composite score of 36, a feat accomplished by only one in

1,000 test takers, the Austin American-Statesman reported Wednesday."I knew I was going to do well," Sastry said. "I didn't expect to do that well." Sastry said he is hoping his test score will help him get into the University of Texas at Austin, the Georgia Institute of Technology or, "if I get really lucky," Stanford University. He said he wants to study computer science.

 Top 4- Massaging feet not a good idea for gift exchange…

 

Foot fetishist gets prison time

MONTREAL - A man who gave gifts to four teenagers in exchange for letting him massage their feet has been branded a sex offender and sentenced to prison time. Bruno Tremblay, 57, who is described as having "a preference for boys' feet," was sentenced Wednesday to 4 1/2 years in prison, minus the 18 months he's already spent behind bars. In July, 2010, Tremblay “developed a friendship" with four boys aged 14 to 15, who lived in a group home for children, his lawyer said. Tremblay, who befriended the boys when they were away from the youth centre, pleaded guilty to four of the nine counts against him, including touching a body part of a person under the age of 16 for sexual purposes. He also pleaded guilty to breach of probation for being in contact with a minor except in the presence of a responsible adult. Tremblay will be registered as a sex offender for life. 

Top 3-Bad idea to swallow razor blades inside doughnuts to get compensation

 

Couple planted razor blades inside doughnuts then SWALLOWED them to claim compensation from grocery store

A couple have been arrested after allegedly planting razor blades inside doughnuts then swallowing them to try and get compensation from a Utah grocery store. Hospital x-rays showed Carole Lee Leazer-Hardman, 39, and Michael Condor, 35, had several razor blades in their stomachs. Police said the pair ate the tampered doughnuts in an attempt to secure a cash payout from the grocery store, in Draper, and even gave one to a co-worker who was not in on the scheme. The colleague suffered cuts to her mouth after eating one of the spiked pastries and alerted police.

Officers said the couple planned to make an injury claim against Smith’s Food and Drug store, where they bought the doughnuts. The store is situated in the same mall where Leazer-Hardman and Condor both worked at a Dollar store. Smith’s removed the doughnuts from sale after the couple complained that they had found triangular pieces of sharp metal inside the treats. But investigators became suspicious as the doughnuts were in tamper proof packaging and shipped from out of state. Draper Police Sergeant Chad Carpenter said it became clear that “things weren’t adding up” as detectives looked at the evidence. "During the course of the investigation we were able to determine that they intentionally inserted these broken razor blades into doughnuts that they had purchased at Smith's and then swallowed the razor blades with the doughnuts," police said in a statement. Condor, from Draper, later admitted to planting the pieces of razor blade in the doughnuts to try and extort money from the grocery store as the couple were both in debt. The pair were arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault and filing a false police report

Top 2-Tot ate condom How this happen….?

Tot ate used condom at McDonald's, suit says

McDonald’s Corp has been sued by a woman who said her two-year-old son ate a used condom he found in the play area of one of its restaurants in Chicago. Anishi Spencer filed the complaint against the fast-food restaurant chain on Wednesday in Cook County Circuit Court on behalf of herself and her sons, Jonathan Hines and Jacquel Hines. According to the complaint, Spencer and her sons were at a McDonald’s restaurant in Chicago’s South Side on Feb. 4, 2012 when Jacquel picked up the used condom from the floor, and shortly thereafter coughed up a piece of it. Both boys required medical care, and have suffered lasting injuries, pain and discomfort, the complaint said. Spencer accused McDonald’s of negligence for failing to clean hazardous debris from the play area, and failing to use appropriate security measures to help uncover “deviant activities.” The lawsuit seeks at least $50,000 of damages. “This is a very disgusting case,” Jeffrey Deutschman, a lawyer for Spencer and her sons at Deutschman & Associates in Chicago, said in a phone interview. He said he tried to settle, but was unable to do so after having to deal with “layers and layers” of bureaucracy at McDonald’s, which is based in Oak Brook, Illinois. McDonald’s spokeswomen did not immediately respond to requests for comment. Jonathan is now 4 and Jacquel is now 3.

Top 1-What a way to celebrate Women’s History Month?

 

 

Fox marks Women’s History Month with lingering shots of boobs

A news station affiliated to the Fox Network has apologised after broadcasting close-up file footage of women’s breasts in a piece meant to be marking Women’s History Month. Fox CT was reporting on a march in Hartford, the state capital of Connecticut, but camera shots lasting 15 seconds instead lingered on a number of women’s chests as they walked around – and nothing else.

Chekout the video

Despite the female anchor struggling to conceal her unease at the segment, the same footage was later rebroadcast by the station. ‘Fox CT apologises for today’s file footage error,’ Fox CT subsequently wrote on Twitter. ‘We will continue to recognize great contributions of women in CT and around the world.’Gaia Barbara McDermott, who uploaded the footage to Facebook, had earlier demanded an apology from Fox CT. ‘Woman are NOT objects,’ she wrote. ‘Women are not breasts.’ Christopher Phelps responded: ‘Do have to give the anchor a little bit of credit. You can definitely hear the “WTF?” in her voice.’

World's worst hangover video, Man Fired for Wrestling Shark While on Sick Leave and Naked man watching wedding

Here are World's Top Five Weird, Funny and sizzling News for March 13, 2013

Top 5- Good show Mr. Teller

Robber gets only candy from bank

NEW YORK, March 13 (UPI) -- Police in New York said an attempted bank robber got away with just a handful of lollipops after a teller refused to submit to his demand for cash. Investigators said the suspect walked into the Chase branch in the Garment District around 10 a.m. Friday and handed a note to a teller reading: "I have a bomb. Give me



some money now" Teller Melinda Lewis told the man she doesn't read notes and instructed him to fill out a withdrawal slip, the New York Post reported Wednesday. The man wrote the same note on the slip and Lewis instructed him to swipe his bank card while telling a colleague in Spanish that she was being robbed. "Ma'am, I ain't got no time for this," the robber was quoted as saying before fleeing with a fistful of lollipops. Police said the suspect -- who has not been identified is believed to have taken a total of about $300 in robberies at a Fed Ex office, Modell's sporting goods store and an IHOP restaurant.

Top 4-Very bad idea for excusing absence

Fake finger punches in absent hospital workers

 

A doctor in Brazil has been arrested for allegedly using silicone fingers to trick the hospital's punch-in clock into thinking colleagues showed up for overtime shifts, local media reports. The alleged fraud involved 11 doctors and 20 nurses at the Office of Mobile Emergency Care near Sao Paulo, police said, G1 newspaper reported. Police were tipped off from an anonymous source and investigators installed surveillance on the hospital. The hospital's punch-in system is a machine that scans fingerprints. Thauane Nunes Ferreira, 29, was arrested Sunday on charges of falsifying a public document. She alleged director Jorge Cury facilitated the fraud as a "condition of employment," the newspaper reported. Police seized six silicone fingers. Cury, however, denied the claims. "The health secretary called me and now I am going to the police station. This is absurd. I've been a city official for 25 years and I've never known of this happening," G1 reported. 

Top 3- What he was doing?

Naked man who watched wedding arrested

CHARLESTON, S.C., March 13 (UPI) -- Police in South Carolina said a man who watched a wedding with his genitals pressed against a window was charged with indecent exposure. Investigators said Samuel James Dengel, 20, of Chalfont, Pa., was staying at the DoubleTree Hotel in Charleston and his room was overlooking the courtyard where a wedding took place Saturday, the Philadelphia Daily News reported Wednesday. Wedding guests said Dengel was watching the wedding with his genitals pressed against the window and he "placed his buttocks against the glass several times and bent over," the police report said. Dengel, who police said was in the room with a woman, was charged with indecent exposure.

Top 2-Sick leave went wrong…

Man Fired For Wrestling Shark While on "Sick Leave

 

A Welsh charity worker on “sick leave for stress” was vacationing in Australia where he made headlines after wrestling a shark away from children, the BBC reported. While beach goers and lifeguards praised Paul Marshallsea for his bravery, his bosses disagreed. Marshallsea, 62, and his wife, Wendy, 56, were in Bulcock Beach when 6-foot-long dusky whaler shark swam up to shallow waters. A nearby local TV crew was able to film Marshallsea grabbing the shark by the tail and guiding it into deeper waters. Marshallsea reportedly came home to a letter of dismissal from the Pant and Dowlais Boys and Girls Club where he had worked for 10 years as a project coordinator. The Club's trustees wrote, “Whilst unfit to work you were well enough to travel to Australia and, according to recent news footage of yourself in Queensland, you allegedly grabbed a shark by the tail and narrowly missed being bitten by quickly jumping out of the way,” the BBC reported. The charity worker argued that he and Wendy, who was also fired from the charity, were advised by a doctor to take a break from work. “I didn’t have a broken leg or a bad back, I had work related stress,” Marshallsea told the BBC. In a second letter, the trustee cited Marshallsea’s termination with the charity as a "breakdown" of confidence and trust. According to the BBC, the Pants and Dowlais Boys and Girls Club was advised not to comment on the matter.

Top 1-Bad side of drinking

 

World's worst hangover? WA gal pals in McDonald's verbal stoush over flirty filth

A PERTH father who's unwittingly become a global online star says he's embarrassed at the video which shows him chastising three drunken females at a McDonald's takeaway. The two minute clip, published by London's The Sun, shows the drunk girls stumbling over a counter at an Innaloo McDonald's in short skirts and flashing their nether regions to the staff and fellow diners.As one girl spread-eagles herself across the counter, the fed-up man confronts her and takes matters into his own hands. "Oi! Behave yourself, get off there. Stop acting like sl--s," he says, pushing her off the counter. Go over there, clean your sh-t up.""Are you serious?" One of the girls asks.

Start cleaning your sh-t up," the man shouts, accusing the girls of throwing food over the restaurant's floor. "Either get out, or clean your sh-t up."But wait, it gets worse as one of the pair tries - and fails - to be the voice of reason. "We didn’t drop our burger…I came here and bought it. "Is this a joke?”The man, using the alias 'John', told Perth radio he was shocked when his son had made him aware the incident had been filmed, posted, and subsequently viewed by tens of thousands on YouTube."I am a little bit embarrassed about it, and I feel for the girls themselves, because the majority of comments on Facebook were not doing them much good," John said.

"Maybe I should not have done that, but I had got to a stage where I had had enough of it. "It could have been a little bit threatening, and it is not the sort of thing that should be happening in a family restaurant."